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cupcakezealot , in JavaScript always know my truest of desires
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Programming Javascript is roughly the equivalent of hitting your head with a hammer or trying to uninstall McAfee.

jdeath , in Welcome to my YouTube channel

remember to re-use failed product names!

a253040 , in What we really mean

I’m absolutely guilty of self-documenting code, but mostly because I’m sick of everyone else’s lying comments.

importedreality , in Still can't decide
@importedreality@programming.dev avatar

Come to neovim and spend countless hours tweaking your configs when you should be working 🙃

jose , in Le torture

Comic good. Post title bad.

Gentoo1337 , in What we really mean
@Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works avatar

“The reason I use Perl is because I wanna write scripts that no one can read and no one can understand so that I can keep my job”

pfannkuchen_gesicht , in Let's go!

Pro-tip: unplug all the fans and enjoy the silence

Swedneck , in Let's go!
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

truly programmers are minor gods, they even have a choir of angels singing as things are brought to creation from nothing.

mrks , in Testing good

Coder: me. Tester: also me.

nyan , in What we really mean

Hey, now. It is possible to write readable Perl code—it’s just less interesting that way. 😜

simple , in Testing good
@simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz avatar

The code


<span style="color:#323232;">package main
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">import "fmt"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">func main() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  fmt.Println("Hello World")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
Brisolo32 , in rule

I feel the need of putting a while(false) in my codebase now…

msage , in The sad truth about Twitter’s rate limit

I usually only read, so youtube is a no-go for me :(

KnorrFG , in What we really mean

IMHO it’s a complex, temporary work around with a few issues.

Also vim > emacs

Kerb , in What we really mean
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’m one of those people who think that Perl is a write-only language
-Linus torvalds

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