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ebc , in It's almost done

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

clb92 , in If everything runs fine, do not touch
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Relevant XKCD

jeltebr , in If everything runs fine, do not touch
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Copilot go brrrr

DanTheMan827 , in Sorry but I gave you my best effort with the ingredients I had

The funny thing is, they use the same ingredients for the photos… but they very selectively position and melt/toast everything

The employee making your burger isn’t going to care if the cheese isn’t perfectly positioned, or that the burger patties aren’t perfectly charred.

sotolf , in Cold dark place filled with sadness and despair
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An image of a social media post:

Linus Torvalds @torvalds 10 hours ago

I’m clearly a master of SEO.

When I google for “cold dark place filled with sadness and despair” right now (with the quotes), google gives me exactly one result - my Linux kernel github repository.

I will call my new hobby “Reverse Emo Googlewhacking”.

You’re welcome.

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rambaroo , in Ummm

Most full stack devs I’ve met are crap at one end or the other. I’ve also noticed a lot of el cheapo companies trying to get away with full stack only because having specialized devs costs them more money.

These companies would love to fire everyone and have DevOpsQAUxPmUiExec do everything instead.

DonnerWolfBach , in lolcalhost

Replace “server” by “os”, “computer” or “software project” and you got me as well.

reevesnick , in lolcalhost

OK I feel insulted and somewhat true

cupcakezealot , in JavaScript always know my truest of desires
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Programming Javascript is roughly the equivalent of hitting your head with a hammer or trying to uninstall McAfee.

jdeath , in Welcome to my YouTube channel

remember to re-use failed product names!

a253040 , in What we really mean

I’m absolutely guilty of self-documenting code, but mostly because I’m sick of everyone else’s lying comments.

importedreality , in Still can't decide
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Come to neovim and spend countless hours tweaking your configs when you should be working 🙃

Gentoo1337 , in What we really mean
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“The reason I use Perl is because I wanna write scripts that no one can read and no one can understand so that I can keep my job”

pfannkuchen_gesicht , in Let's go!

Pro-tip: unplug all the fans and enjoy the silence

Swedneck , in Let's go!
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truly programmers are minor gods, they even have a choir of angels singing as things are brought to creation from nothing.

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