How about a professional nonsense competition or professional nonsense community collection? I'll start with the sausage in the glass. Artwork description inside. (feddit.de)
Last evening my wife requested a smoked pepper sausage. This was to be her first after her pregnancy – awaiting true delight. Unfortunately, by the time the sausage was delivered, my wife had to cater our child. In my haste, no other container was to be found. Hence, I herewith present to you: The sausage in the glass....
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Good morning (i.imgur.com)
[OC] Sunset by the tracks (lemmy.world)
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[OC] Meow Wolf Denver - Colorado (i.ibb.co)
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Stream [OC] (lemmy.world)
My instagram in case anyone would like to follow it as I post there a bit more frequently than Lemmy.
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Burano, Italy [OC] (i.imgur.com)
Sin City [OC] (lemmy.world)
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A moody castle in the morning dew (feddit.nl)
Pictured is Castle Heeswijl-Dinther
[OC] Mauritius (lemmy.ml)
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Blue Boy (OC) (lemmy.world)
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Roots of a fallen Sequoia tree (lemmy.world)
Sequoia National Park
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I'm not sure what caused this cool eclipse reflection (startrek.website)
Maybe my phone case making a pinhole for light somehow?
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My favorite picture from the Zoo (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Visited the zoo on the 27th Aug and was reminded to post it here by @dandroid
Bonsai tree on 120 film! (lemmy.world)
The Cathedral of Segovia (Spain) - OC (slrpnk.net)
Also known as the Dame of Cathedrals
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Almost on the ground (pxscdn.com)
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Northwestern tower of the Forbidden City, Xicheng, Beijing, China by long10000 (upload.wikimedia.org)
by long10000...
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Big Sur, CA Waterfall (lemmy.world)
Life, uh, finds a way... (lemmy.world)
A nest with two hatchlings and an egg. I have no clue on what the bird is, but, this is probably the best image I’ve seen so far. Life is beautiful....
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Bubu & Breezy (lemmy.world)
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Squirrell [OC] (lemmy.ca)
Daily Bugle with light (and sound) kit [OC] (lemmy.world)
Took us a little over a month. The light kit install was kind of a bear but so worth it. It plays the old cartoon theme song along with several other sound effects.
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Glow Worms, Josselin Cornou, National Geographic Your Shot [Helensburgh, New South Wales, Australia] (i.natgeofe.com)
Your Shot photographer Josselin Cornou says this shot was only possible under a very specific condition: “after sunset during a torrential rain.” She says that new inhabitants have found a home here, in what was once a busy train tunnel in Helensburgh, New South Wales, Australia. “A city of glow worms are populating this...
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