Pilot who ‘tried to shut off engines mid-flight was high on magic mushrooms’ (www.telegraph.co.uk)
JFK Banners in Downtown Dallas Draw Blowback Ahead of 60th Anniversary (www.dallasobserver.com)
Disney World sued over 'painful wedgie' caused by Typhoon Lagoon slide (ew.com)
Musk threatens Anti-Defamation League with defamation lawsuit (arstechnica.com)
Ottawa paid nearly $670,000 for KPMG’s advice on cutting consultant costs (www.theglobeandmail.com)
The federal government hired KPMG consultants at a cost of hundreds of thousands of dollars for advice on how to save money on consultants, documents show....
Hindu nationalist leader apologizes for accidentally dehumanizing Sikhs instead of Muslims. (maktoobmedia.com)
Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag (www.bbc.co.uk)
cross-posted from: lemmy.zip/post/5301538...
Missing deaf pet skunk found after garden escape (www.bbc.com)
A deaf pet skunk that escaped from a garden has been found....
Family Burns Down House While Trying To Get Rid Of Snake (www.indiatimes.com)
Psychedelic mushrooms and quiet quitting: Psilocybin use tied to working fewer overtime hours (www.psypost.org)
GOP senator challenges Teamsters president to fight during hearing (thehill.com)
Human knocks down woman in hit-and-run. Then driverless Cruise car parks on top of her (www.theregister.com)
Pet food recall grows: Babies sickened by salmonella in tainted kibble, officials say (thehill.com)
They got sick from touching it, but the headline sounds like they’re eating it
Delta flight returns after passenger has diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane (www.theguardian.com)
Car crashes into second floor of Pennsylvania house (www.nbcnews.com)
NSA Orders Employees to Spy on the World “With Dignity and Respect” (theintercept.com)
[META] Reminder: This is "Not The Onion" - Read the sidebar
We’ve been getting some weird posts lately that… Well, they’re not making me think it’s gotta be an Onion headline, that’s for sure....
Man accused of conning Home Depot of $300,000 by taking a bunch of doors without buying them
U.S. Military Asks for Help Finding Missing F-35 Fighter Jet (time.com)
Supermarket AI meal planner app suggests recipe that would create chlorine gas (www.theguardian.com)
cross-posted from: lemmy.ml/post/3109500...