Bay Area restaurants institute penalties for brunch vomiters (www.sfgate.com)
Apparently many San Franciscans enjoy getting smashed out of their minds at brunch.
EasyJet flight canceled after passenger defecates on bathroom floor (nbc-2.com)
Danish artist who submitted empty frames as artwork told to repay funding. (www.theguardian.com)
British Navy Stops Using 'Chinese Servants,' But Not For The Reason You Expect (jalopnik.com)
Incredibly, they’re still going to pick laundry workers based on race...
Tim Scott drops out of GOP primary race, ending a campaign dogged by low numbers and the question of if his girlfriend was real (www.businessinsider.com)
‘Excited to see the memes’: Germany’s Olaf Scholz posts eyepatch photo (www.theguardian.com)
Tarantula crossing road causes traffic accident in Death Valley National Park (www.cbsnews.com)
Croc sex frenzy: Low-flying army choppers spark romp in the swamp (www.abc.net.au)
Crocs at a Rockhampton reptile farm were flung into the throes of orgiastic ecstasy after a Chinook helicopter hovered low over their pools – and the erotic explosion has researchers very interested.
Amazon Let Its Drivers’ Urine Be Sold as an Energy Drink (www.wired.com)
Israeli settler activist: 'Spitting near churches or monasteries is an ancient Jewish tradition' (www.jpost.com)
The statement came as a response to a video circulating online of Orthodox Jews spitting on Christians in Jerusalem’s Old City....
'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class (www.bbc.co.uk)
Canada's chief accessibility officer 'furious' after Air Canada forgets her wheelchair (www.cbc.ca)
Sean Penn: Will Smith slap wouldn’t have happened if Oscars had let Zelenskiy speak (www.theguardian.com)
Nearly 400 monkey skulls seized at Paris airport, destined for US (www.aljazeera.com)
Primate skulls likely meant for collectors and hunting clubs in the US, where they are reportedly given as gifts and prizes....
New York animal control officer arrested in yorkie dognap plot (www.theguardian.com)
A New York state animal control officer was arrested after selling a stolen pet and telling the owner that the animal had died, authorities have said.
Will Donald Trump be allowed conjugal visits with Melania if he's sent to prison? (www.the-express.com)
Russia says it will halt foreign currency purchases and launch a digital ruble to keep the currency from spiraling further (finance.yahoo.com)
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Kia and Hyundai Blame TikTok and Instagram For Their Cars Getting Stolen (www.vice.com)
In a court filing, the companies argue that social media companies “caused an unprecedented increase in thefts.” The cars being stolen didn’t have basic anti-theft technology....
NSA Orders Employees to Spy on the World “With Dignity and Respect” (theintercept.com)
Mexico: Migrants sew their lips shut to press demands for transit permits (www.brusselstimes.com)
UttarPradesh ,Man rapes pregnant daughter-in-law ,husband says 'now you are my mother'. Citing islamic law. (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)
Box of giraffe poop seized at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. The traveler told authorities she planned to make a necklace with the feces. (bringmethenews.com)
In a statement, LaFonda D. Sutton-Burke, director of field operations at the Chicago field office, said bringing fecal matter into the United States is a “real danger.”
U.S. Spy Agency Dreams of Surveillance Underwear It’s Calling "SMART ePANTS" (theintercept.com)
The Office of the Director of National Intelligence is throwing $22 million in taxpayer money at developing clothing that records audio, video, and location data....
Pizza topped with loaded gun found during traffic stop in California (www.fox5atlanta.com)
Man Jailed In UK’s First Treason Conviction In 40 Years Was Encouraged by Erotic AI Chatbot (www.vice.com)
According to prosecutors, Chail sent “thousands” of sexual messages to the chatbot, which was called Sarai on the Replika platform. Replika is a popular AI companion app that advertised itself as primarily being for erotic roleplay before eventually removing that feature and launching a separate app called Blush for that...
