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Zier ,
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

Come to Florida with snow white beaches. It'll make your toes tingle.

adespoton ,

This’ll get shortened to “Debbie blows $1mil cocaine on Florida Beach, US Border Patrol” in short order I’m sure….

Lost_My_Mind ,

And then she’ll do Dallas.

bradorsomething ,

Sharknado 4: Cocaine Sharknado, coming soon!

Drunemeton ,
@Drunemeton@lemmy.world avatar

To correctly number them…

Sharknado 9: It’s Cocaine Time!

(An IMDB search for the titular name shows eight TV Movies/Specials.)

kandoh ,

Amazing! $900,000 worth of cocaine on the beach!?

fernlike3923 ,
@fernlike3923@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wow! $800,000 worth of cocaine is crazy!

gravitas_deficiency ,

Wow, I wonder if some upstanding citizen will report this $700,000 pile of cocaine to the proper authorities?

Guntrigger ,

I like that the headline sounds like there was just a $1mil pile of loose cocaine somewhere that got blown away by the hurricane.

9point6 ,

Florida man snorts entire beach

Raiderkev ,

Brb heading to Florida for… A thing

KingJalopy ,

This explains the whole Florida man thing honestly

Frog ,

Florida man is about to get a boost of energy.

Kowowow ,

Must be something in the air

HEXN3T ,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Good lord I wish I was on a Florida beach right now

rem26_art ,
@rem26_art@fedia.io avatar

Florida Man VS Cocaine Gator. Who will win this epic showdown?

molten ,

Got a key bump.

I’ll let myself out.

v_krishna ,
@v_krishna@lemmy.ml avatar

For $1M I hope it’s a couple of keys and not just a bump.

runner_g ,

Fox news tonight: WHY IS THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION NOT DOING MORE TO COMBAT HURRICANES BRINGING DRUGS INTO THE COUNTRY?

Schmuppes ,

So Volkswagen is now selling their own brand of cocaine?

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