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Guntrigger ,

I like that the headline sounds like there was just a $1mil pile of loose cocaine somewhere that got blown away by the hurricane.

Schmuppes ,

So Volkswagen is now selling their own brand of cocaine?

9point6 ,

Florida man snorts entire beach

Zier ,
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Come to Florida with snow white beaches. It'll make your toes tingle.

molten ,

Got a key bump.

I’ll let myself out.

v_krishna ,
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For $1M I hope it’s a couple of keys and not just a bump.

Raiderkev ,

Brb heading to Florida for… A thing

Hegar ,
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More like hurricane Charlie.

rem26_art ,
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Florida Man VS Cocaine Gator. Who will win this epic showdown?

Kowowow ,

Must be something in the air

bradorsomething ,

Sharknado 4: Cocaine Sharknado, coming soon!

Drunemeton ,
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To correctly number them…

Sharknado 9: It’s Cocaine Time!

(An IMDB search for the titular name shows eight TV Movies/Specials.)

KingJalopy ,

This explains the whole Florida man thing honestly

adespoton ,

This’ll get shortened to “Debbie blows $1mil cocaine on Florida Beach, US Border Patrol” in short order I’m sure….

Lost_My_Mind ,

And then she’ll do Dallas.

Frog ,

Florida man is about to get a boost of energy.

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