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friend_of_satan ,

But these sheep can’t wear masks? Give me a fucking break.

NJSpradlin ,

They’re inconvenienced by having to smell their own lies.

givesomefucks ,

To be fair, they need the bandage just as much as trump does.

Like. A day or two after the attempt he was out golfing and didn’t have a bandage or anything.

I think it was just a small nick and the blood thinners he’s likely on just makes you bleed like crazy since they prevent clotting. A small scratch looks like a war wound, and would explain why there was blood everywhere but he still has a functional ear.

Like, if he really got shot in the ear, he’d be missing a part of his ear like in Preacher. It won’t just heal back.

Dude got a scratch and is playing it up.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Trump is on blood thinners? Why?

givesomefucks ,

…

He’s in his late 70s, doesn’t exercise, eats like shit, and is drastically overweight…

Like, it’s one of those things that are just safe to assume. Blood thinners arent really that rare for people 30 years younger than either candidate.

Valmond ,

I wonder what his theoretical are is lol.

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

His blood is thick with hamburger juice.

Gerudo ,

A lot of people that age, with his OBVIOUS unhealthy BMI are on blood thinner as prevention more than anything else.

TheOctonaut ,

He’s a WWE Hall of Famer. I would not be surprised if he was blading.

EisFrei ,

Well…

There isn’t a fourth monkey covering its nose.

Susaga ,

There is, however, a fourth monkey covering his crotch. “Do no evil”

Myxomatosis ,

The masks prevent them from quaffing their own farts all day long.

solsangraal ,

LOL what the fuck. i’ve never seen a more subservient bitchass group of bootlicking sheep than republicans

blarth ,

They really are strange.

lobut ,

Apparently, the other people are sheep. These are the free-thinking freedom loving people! /s

Dear God man … this is crazy cringe.

rayyy ,

Projection is how Republicans roll. Remember when MAGA accused Joe Biden of wearing diapers and they found out their dear orange felon/rapist cult leader wore them instead, and started wearing them?

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s not as weird as the diapers.

RaoulDook ,

I think it’s pretty close. Both are super fucking weird and pathetic.

markon ,

Don’t knock diapers till you try em tho

gnutrino ,

Makes me think of the court at Versailles all pretending to have anal fistulas after Louis XIV had surgery for one.

TokenBoomer ,

I’m gonna take your word, I ain’t clicking on anal fistulas.

Myxomatosis ,

And yet they’re the ones screeching about “alpha males and the loss of masculinity in America.”

TokenBoomer ,

Hierarchies gonna hypocritize.

solsangraal ,

which is hilarious, because if you’re whining about someone “taking away your masculinity,” (OR if you’re having panic attacks about someone else’s masculinity) then you were never masculine in the first place.

Myxomatosis ,

Fragile masculinity.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b3d34a00-2e42-4486-b522-b7163f95dbd3.jpeg

How the Turn Tables

fox2263 ,

We need to see his ear

TheEEEdiot ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/28664d04-4383-4b9c-9356-e510d7089a00.jpeg

tacosanonymous ,

The people that hate virtue signaling love signaling the dumbest virtues.

JPSound ,

🥾😛 “look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife’s next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗”

shout from the back “Mine first!!!”

SoleInvictus ,

“You don’t even need to fuck mine, just tell me she’s a hog!”
-Rafael “Ted” Cruz

Ibuthyr ,

What a bunch of nut jobs, holy shit. They’re actually turning America into a gigantic parody of itself.

Username02 ,

What level of dick sucking is this?

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/432b886d-bc73-4e68-bc75-2a26c8681a25.gif

crank0271 ,

Apparently ear bandages are the new armbands…

Delusional ,

So they’re fine with cloth on the face as long as it’s completely unnecessary?

Seems everyone should have realized by now what a weak, sad, and pathetic group the Republican party is.

InternetUser2012 ,

Republikkklowns

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t they know a bandage on the right ear means you are gay?

ILikeBoobies ,

I guess I will explain it for people

This is actually a thing…with piercings

Getting the right ear pieced, also called the gay ear, is a way to signal to others that you are gay. I have no idea if it’s still a thing but growing up if you were getting a piercing the rule was left or both

TheWordBotcher ,

Or, as my mom so concisely put it when I was a child, “Right is wrong if you’re straight.”

Xanis ,

Is this still a thing? I could have sworn it fell away like ten years ago.

Then again, I wasn’t sure certain types of pants would ever come back. RETURN TO US, JNCO!

Glitterbomb ,

I have two in my right, one in my left, and have been told many times that its the same thing. More in the right ear apparently makes me gay. Im definitely straight, but I kept my piercings like this for the last 15 years, and wouldnt you know it, the only people telling me thats gay are other straight people. This is certainly just personal experiences, but my personal experience is that its not a ‘gay rule’ as much as its a ‘homophobe rule.’ Like you said, pretty sure it was a style or signal in the gay community in the 80s or something, but any more it just feels like an urban legend perpetuated by bigots.

monotremata ,

Honestly it just reminds me of the moral panic over “cock ring Ken.”

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earring_Magic_Ken

(also amusing in this context to note that his earring is in his left ear, so I’m not sure even the homophobes were consistent about this)

Squorlple ,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

bcgm3 ,

So say we all.

markon ,

Bunch of pussies. I’ll give Trump credit. He actually experienced it, they didn’t.

Myxomatosis ,

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

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