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cabron_offsets ,

Shards in me nards

Jubei_K_08 ,

So, on the positive side, we’ll now have extra protection for the boys?

Cocodapuf ,

“tiny plastic shards found in human testicles”

Yeah, it was a rough night.

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

They need to stop checking out our balls.

Itsamelemmy ,

Ow! My balls

sangriaferret ,

Why were they looking?

XTL ,

For science, of course.

Pirasp ,

Honestly, I want to be told, when they don’t find micro plastics somewhere.

Plopp ,

So on Venus maybe?

Pirasp ,

Prove it

Shadowedcross ,

I wonder if any of the Venus landers had plastic parts.

Nikku772 ,
@Nikku772@kbin.social avatar

So like, could I find out who owns the rights to a plastic in me and then invoice them for the storage until they come and collect their goods?

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

they send an intern with a spork.

NotAFakeHumanoid ,

Take them out, please.

Fosheze ,

The testicles?

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

But where will I put my pee

over_clox ,

Your balls are evolving into plastic bottles. The solution is obvious…

iiGxC ,

Urine for a treat!

over_clox ,

I found an automatic lemonade maker…

youtube.com/watch?v=lVz0XGErxvU

BetaDoggo_ ,

“Tiny shards” probably isn’t the right term to describe particles 20-200 nanometers wide, but this is probably bad nonetheless.

RealFknNito ,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t scared about microplastics before this headline so it’s effective.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

maybe this will finally motivate all the idiot men in congress to do something about plastic pollution. (and maybe climate change in general.)

over_clox ,

They don’t care, they already know they’re impotent…

MrStankov ,

Nah, they’ve had their kids, they don’t care.

stembolts ,

Oh I thought this was going to be a recall.

over_clox ,

But wait, there’s more! Wait until the ovary recall announcement!

over_clox ,

Plastic is evolving…

KrankyKong ,

Mash B!

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