Amazon Let Its Drivers’ Urine Be Sold as an Energy Drink (www.wired.com)
Amazon sold bottles of urine marketed as an energy drink, a new documentary reveals. The company also makes it alarmingly easy to sell dangerous items to children.
School board member blames "Holy Spirit" for making her share a Nazi meme (boingboing.net)
North Carolina groundskeeper mows around dead body after mistaking it for prop, police and family say (www.nbcnews.com)
Woman slams selfish paragliders who 'made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster' (www.mirror.co.uk)
Donald Trump turns up at New York fraud trial, complains it distracts from campaign (www.reuters.com)
Palestinian workers stranded in West Bank fear for families in Gaza — but refuse to condemn Hamas (www.cbc.ca)
Palestinian workers stranded in West Bank fear for families in Gaza — but refuse to condemn Hamas (www.cbc.ca)
Dad strips down at school board meeting to make ‘clear argument’ about dress code (www.kptv.com)
A low-flying helicopter sparked a mating frenzy at a crocodile farm in Australia (www.businessinsider.com)
You might expect the whirring blades of a helicopter to spark concern or annoyance from animals in the vicinity. But for the reptilian residents of a crocodile farm, a low-flying chopper seemed to signal mating season....
JFK Banners in Downtown Dallas Draw Blowback Ahead of 60th Anniversary (www.dallasobserver.com)
Female frogs fake their own death to avoid unwanted attention from males: Study (abcnews.go.com)
Amish men ‘shunned’ after nationwide emergency alert outs them for having phones (www.independent.co.uk)
Pizza topped with loaded gun found during traffic stop in California (www.fox5atlanta.com)
GOP Mayoral Candidate Says She Won't 'Discriminate' Against White Supremacists (www.rollingstone.com)
Bay Area restaurants institute penalties for brunch vomiters (www.sfgate.com)
Apparently many San Franciscans enjoy getting smashed out of their minds at brunch.
Mia Khalifa fired from Playboy for her pro-Hamas posts after the Israel attack (www.businesstoday.in)
Video Reveals Crucial Details of LAPD Ignoring Robbery to Catch Togetic in Pokémon Go (www.404media.co)
'The guys are going to be so jealous': Video reveals cops ignored robbery, blew a stop sign, sped over speed bumps on residential streets, and pulled an illegal u-turn, but were able to capture two very powerful Pokémon.
[META] Reminder: This is "Not The Onion" - Read the sidebar
We’ve been getting some weird posts lately that… Well, they’re not making me think it’s gotta be an Onion headline, that’s for sure....
Family hoping to find ashes [of human and dog remains] that were taken away in stolen vehicle in West Philly (6abc.com)
Trump Boasts That Fictional Cannibal Killer Hannibal Lecter ‘Loves’ Him (themessenger.com)
Alabama library mistakenly adds children's book to "explicit" list because of author's name (apnews.com)
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Taylor Swift is the answer to Canada’s economic problems (www.theglobeandmail.com)
Man Jailed In UK’s First Treason Conviction In 40 Years Was Encouraged by Erotic AI Chatbot (www.vice.com)
According to prosecutors, Chail sent “thousands” of sexual messages to the chatbot, which was called Sarai on the Replika platform. Replika is a popular AI companion app that advertised itself as primarily being for erotic roleplay before eventually removing that feature and launching a separate app called Blush for that...