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India erects life-size cutouts of langurs to deter monkeys before G20 (www.aljazeera.com)

Officials also hire more than 30 ‘monkey-men to scare away the primates as global leaders make their way to New Delhi....

He has a badge and a gun — and he investigates school truancy (www.npr.org)

Archived at web.archive.org/…/school-truancy-law-enforcement

Jack Black announces new movie ‘School of Spineless PR Management’ (chaser.com.au)

CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage | TechCrunch (techcrunch.com)

cross-posted from: hexbear.net/post/3060096...

Biden introduces Zelenskiy as ‘President Putin’ at Nato summit (www.theguardian.com)

cross-posted from: feddit.org/post/698871...

Gravy delivered to Ontario legislature sparks police investigation (toronto.ctvnews.ca)

California’s firefighters can’t get fire insurance (www.politico.com)

Louisiana coroner accused of child abuse cuts sexual assault exam program (www.theguardian.com)

cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/13556724

Putin Recalls Trump Being Jealous of 'Sleepy Joe' Biden in Private (www.thedailybeast.com)

Last month, Putin raised eyebrows by explicitly speaking out in favor of Biden for the 2024 election, telling a reporter, “He is a more experienced, predictable person, an old-school politician.”

Florida man arrested after making bomb threat against himself (www.wfla.com)

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida man was arrested last month after admitting he sent a bomb threat to himself to get “revenge” on someone, according to a criminal complaint obtained by NBC affiliate WBBH.

Man drove to Durham police station to complain about earlier arrest for public intoxication only to be arrested again for impaired driving (www.thestar.com)

Hochul: Sorry I Joked About Doing to Canada What Israel Is Doing to Palestine (hellgatenyc.com)

Governor Kathy Hochul has been a staunch supporter and defender of Israel’s ongoing siege and bombardment of Gaza and sanctioned settler violence in the occupied West Bank, even going so far as to travel to Israel a few weeks after the Hamas attacks of October 7, despite being told her father was on his deathbed....

VHP moves Calcutta HC over lioness named ‘Sita’, lion ‘Akbar’ at Siliguri zoo; calls it ‘irrational, sacrilegious’ (indianexpress.com)

Law firm that handles data breaches was hit by data breach (techcrunch.com)

Jesus arrested in Spain over drugs haul found in Brighton flat (www.brightonandhovenews.org)

Starlink has lost over 1,000 satellites totaling billions in waste. UFO conspiracy theorists are saying UFO's are destroying his rockets because both humans and aliens don't like Elon. (tiblur.com)

DUP MP Jim Shannon likens grey squirrels to Hamas during debate on animal population control (m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk)

Study: The serotine bat uses its super-large penis as an arm when mating (arstechnica.com)

Do you suppose bats that arm wrestle keep saying “no homo” to one another?...

National health groups call on Ottawa to prevent sales of nicotine pouches to children (www.cbc.ca)

Tim Scott drops out of GOP primary race, ending a campaign dogged by low numbers and the question of if his girlfriend was real (news.yahoo.com)

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