Georgia Senate passes bill banning American Library Association from state libraries (www.advocate.com)
Wisconsin state representative says abortion isn’t health care and he knows because he was a veterinarian (heartlandsignal.com)
No joke: Feds discourage humorous electronic messages on highways (apnews.com)
Quebec man who blamed wildfires on government pleads guilty to setting 14 fires (www.thestar.com)
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Murder conviction of Chicago man who spent 12 years behind bars overturned because key eyewitness was legally blind (www.nbcnews.com)
Mobile tower stolen in India's Uttar Pradesh (gulfnews.com)
Attorney suspended for pooping in a Pringles can, leaving it in victim advocate's parking lot (www.usatoday.com)
Starbucks Under Scrutiny Over Fictional Symbol (from Avatar: The Last Airbender) in Native American Heritage Month Poster (nativenewsonline.net)
Popular coffee chain Starbucks is under scrutiny after a symbol on a poster celebrating Native American Heritage Month resembles the same one used in the animated children’s show “Avatar: The Last Airbender.”...
Florida man allegedly threatened to shoot someone at CVS unless given 'all bottles' of Viagra (www.nbcnews.com)
Danish artist who submitted empty frames as artwork told to repay funding. (www.theguardian.com)
Nixa woman uses spicy tortilla chip to start house fire, police say (www.ozarksfirst.com)
“The report states that witnesses inside the house saw Williams pour gasoline from a soda bottle onto clothes and the floor of the laundry room. Williams then lit Takis tortilla chips on fire and tossed them into the laundry room.”
Disney+ terms prevent allergy death lawsuit, Disney says (www.bbc.com)
Disney World is arguing a man cannot sue it over the death of his wife because of terms he signed up to in a free trial of Disney+....
Utah Supreme Court Rules That Alleged Sexual Assault by a Doctor Is Not “Health Care” (www.propublica.org)
George Santos launches OnlyFans account to share ‘full behind the scenes access’ (www.yahoo.com)
‘Make Europe Great Again’: Hungary’s new motto for EU presidency has a familiar ring to it (www.wral.com)
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Man Stopped at Miami International Airport with Snakes in his Pants/ (www.cbsnews.com)
Emergency slide that fell off Delta plane washes up at home of lawyer whose firm is suing Boeing
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Pure imagination: Tasmanian premier vows to build world’s largest chocolate fountain if re-elected (www.theguardian.com)
Couple says ‘I do’ inside men’s bathroom at gas station (www.kktv.com)
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Man who mixed own sperm with dad’s will not have to take paternity test (www.theguardian.com)
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Noisy fish sex keeping Florida residents up all night with bass-heavy groans (nypost.com)
Unnerved residents of Tampa Bay, Florida, are scrambling to explain mysterious rolling bass tones that vibrate their walls at night and rob their kids of sleep....
Children as young as 10 demanding anti-ageing products, say UK dermatologists (www.theguardian.com)
"But we can exonerate him. We found the tomato." (www.businessinsider.com)
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