Mushrooms swapped for tampons among bizarre UK supermarket substitutions (www.theguardian.com)
LinkedIn plans to add gaming to its platform (techcrunch.com)
Altoona substitute teacher charged after 'sexually explicit' classroom conversation (www.wqow.com)
Amy Jo Johnson shades 'Power Rangers' costar Austin St. John for selling t-shirts with Hitler quotes (ew.com)
“You’re Not Doing a Prank,” Tucker Carlson Tells Man Pranking Him (www.motherjones.com)
Pet DNA testing company in doghouse after identifying human as canine | Dogs | The Guardian (www.theguardian.com)
US government agencies demand fixable ice cream machines (arstechnica.com)
Palworld Dev Says Massive Profits Are ‘Too Big for a Studio With Our Size to Handle’ - IGN (www.ign.com)
Ohio Chick-fil-A owner allegedly drove 400 miles to abuse teen (www.usatoday.com)
Chemical cat at large in Japanese city (www.nbcnews.com)
This is how we get into the age of supervillains.
Montana Man Pleads Guilty to Federal Wildlife Trafficking Charges as Part of Yearslong Effort to Create Giant Hybrid Sheep for Captive Hunting (www.justice.gov)
Neil deGrasse Tyson Complains That “Dune 2” Isn’t a Shining Beacon of Scientific Accuracy (futurism.com)
'They're all high': Rats eat marijuana from police evidence room (news.sky.com)
New Orleans police evidence room overrun by rodents, officials say: "The rats are eating our marijuana" (www.cbsnews.com)
The headquarters of the New Orleans Police Department is in such a state of decay that rats are eating drugs in the evidence room, the department’s chief said.
Putin Recalls Trump Being Jealous of 'Sleepy Joe' Biden in Private (www.thedailybeast.com)
Last month, Putin raised eyebrows by explicitly speaking out in favor of Biden for the 2024 election, telling a reporter, “He is a more experienced, predictable person, an old-school politician.”
A 'male' humanoid robot was unveiled in Saudi Arabia. It then inappropriately touched a female reporter. (www.businessinsider.com)
Boeing whistle-blower found dead by suicide (www.bbc.com)
Coincidentally, it was only 1 day before he was scheduled to make his deposition against Boeing.
Kelly Rowland cannot escape questions about texting Nelly via Excel (www.avclub.com)
Australia nuclear facility installs massive rooftop solar system to save $2 million (reneweconomy.com.au)
Boeing whistleblower found dead in US (www.bbc.co.uk)
Pure imagination: Tasmanian premier vows to build world’s largest chocolate fountain if re-elected (www.theguardian.com)
Man finds himself on missing kids website - YouTube (youtu.be)
Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun (www.dexerto.com)
Cookie Monster complaint about "shrinkflation" sparks response from White House (www.cbsnews.com)
“Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller,” the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. “Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!”