Say what? Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis honors transgender woman who leads diversity seminars. (www.usatoday.com)
Worst fear confirmed: You can't launch Modern Warfare 3 without first launching Modern Warfare 2 (www.pcgamer.com)
I…what the…HUH??...
Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting (www.theverge.com)
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Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them (en.fatehnews.org)
Drunk Grizzlies Keep Getting Hit By Trains In Montana (cowboystatedaily.com)
Canadian Air Force Investigating After Fighter Jet Uses Call Sign ‘DICK69' (themessenger.com)
Mexico: Migrants sew their lips shut to press demands for transit permits (www.brusselstimes.com)
Elon Musk is working with Extraterrestrials to kill the human race by deploying LEO constellations that are "cooking" the earth with harmful frequencies while he's safe tunneling with the Boring Co. (rumble.com)
'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them (www.alternet.org)
Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.
Residents Outraged as Snow Penises Take Over Russia's Yekaterinburg - The Moscow Times | Ghostarchive (ghostarchive.org)
Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce sells out within hours (eu.freep.com)
Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’ (www.the-independent.com)
Hindu nationalist leader apologizes for accidentally dehumanizing Sikhs instead of Muslims. (maktoobmedia.com)
Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days (boingboing.net)
Woman slams selfish paragliders who 'made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster' (www.mirror.co.uk)
Kim Kardashian’s next trick? A bra to make you look turned on by absolutely everything (www.theguardian.com)
Highlights: The new bra in Kim Kardashian’s lingerie range, with its “daring” raised nipple detail, goes on sale on Halloween, but not, I think, because the effect she’s going for is “scary”. The sales pitch is “No matter how hot it is, you will always look cold”, but I’m not sure “cold” is the look she’s...
Family Burns Down House While Trying To Get Rid Of Snake (www.indiatimes.com)
Elon 'Back to the Office' Musk Called in Remotely to First X All-Hands (gizmodo.com)
The billionaire owner and CEO Linda Yaccarino dialed in from out of town, vaguely touting new features that will roll out in the coming months....
Kanye West told a Jewish Adidas manager to kiss a photo of Hitler "every day" (www.avclub.com)
A bombshell new report from the New York Times also discusses how the rapper (now known as Ye) would throw shoes and make staffers watch porn during meetings...
Tarantula crossing road causes traffic accident in Death Valley National Park (www.cbsnews.com)
LA Councilman’s Aide Resigns After Holocaust Jokes About Amy Schumer (www.thedailybeast.com)
Josh Androsky, a former comedian, thought it would be fun to share puns about concentration camps....
Weighty problem: Sumo wrestlers force Japan Airlines to add extra flight (www.kiro7.com)
New York animal control officer arrested in yorkie dognap plot (www.theguardian.com)
A New York state animal control officer was arrested after selling a stolen pet and telling the owner that the animal had died, authorities have said.
Amazon Let Its Drivers’ Urine Be Sold as an Energy Drink (www.wired.com)
Amazon sold bottles of urine marketed as an energy drink, a new documentary reveals. The company also makes it alarmingly easy to sell dangerous items to children.
