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Discoslugs ,
@Discoslugs@lemmy.world avatar

snot rocket.

Hold one nostril closed and blow all that shit out, switch and repeat until clear.

I tend to bend over and aim towards the ground sonI don’t blow all over my self.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Cat licks em out

h3mlocke ,

I came here for answers!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It’s not picking your nose if you do it in the bathroom with a tissue, you animals.

xia ,

With tears, usually.

SereneHurricane ,

Do Wudu

dustyData ,

In public, excuse yourself to the bathroom.

Once in the bathroom. Wash your face. The water in your eyes will drain to you nostrils and dislodge any boogers. It also stimulates mucous production in the rear area of the nasal cavity, which further lubes and facilitates cleaning your nose. Proceed to blow nose over the sink then dry your face. You’ll have clean nasal cavities and a refreshed and cleaner appearance as a bonus.

Quexotic ,

What if you’re wearing makeup?

dustyData ,

I don’t know, pick your nose. I was just offering an alternative, there’s nothing wrong with picking your nose. I’m not your boss. You do whatever you chose to do.

Dkarma ,

Ffs just get a tissue and pick ur nose this is absurd

seitanic ,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I twist a tissue into a cylinder and stuff it up there. You could also use a cotton swab.

Esqplorer ,

Qtip is the best way

hungryphrog ,

Just pick them, and wash your hands before and after. Then put your boogers in a trashcan. I always wrap a piece of toilet paper around my finger when I pick my nose.

If it’s hard to get them by picking, I use pliers in front of a mirror and then put the boogers on a piece of tp which I then throw into the toilet or trash. (Remember that if you use pliers, you need to be careful so that you don’t stab yourself with them. Also wash your pliers before & after.)

CmdrShepard ,

I really hope this is a joke comment.

hungryphrog ,

No?

CouncilOfFriends ,

I just keep a dedicated pair of pliers on a hook in the bathroom, thought this was normal?

HerbalGamer ,

Boogerpliers, right next to the poopknife.

AmidFuror ,

They don't know about the three seashells.

Quexotic ,

Nobody does. They just threw that into the movie just to make people guess. You can see that over 25 years later, is still works.

AmidFuror ,

Next thing you'll tell me is that the empower was naked!

Quexotic ,

The empower was naked.

AmidFuror ,

Mind blown!

Quexotic ,

Just wait till I break out the leaf blower!

twice_twotimes ,

Please tell me “pliers” is the term for “tweezers” outside the US.

hungryphrog ,

Yes, that’s what I meant.

CADmonkey , (edited )

Looks at the needle-nose pliers on the desk with trepidation

RGB3x3 ,

Needle nose? Those are child’s play. Use wire cutters to cut those bad boys out.

BloodSlut ,

sometimes the only tool that gets the job done is the jaws of life

david ,

I wouldn’t put toilet paper up my nose - I don’t trust other toilet users to not touch the toilet roll and I don’t trust the room to not have fecal particles from lidless flushing on things. I don’t want tu put someone else’s poo up my nose.

ManosTheHandsOfFate ,
@ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world avatar

I know it’s gross but is there a real health risk to inhaling fecal particles?

Laalisaaa042 ,

I think the risk is that possible micro abrasions would be exposed to fecal matter as opposed to inhalation

david ,

Well, perhaps it might be possible to catch some tummy bug from someone else, I don’t know, but you inhale the fecal particles when you flush anyway I suppose.

The lid stays down all the time (well, in between use) at our house, with the idea that you minimise the amount of fecal particles floating around your room. I know it doesn’t eliminate it, but I want to flush as much as possible of the poo and not inhale it, so I insist on the lid being closed.

I’m not claiming danger, I just don’t like the thought.

deeznutz ,

Don’t use TP up your nose for a different reason: TP is designed to disintegrate when wet. You end up with toilet paper chunks stuck up there.

Quexotic ,

If I may dare to ask, just how fucking tenacious are your boogers my friend? Pliers? Jesus fucking Christ!

MTK ,

You should improve your blowing technique, just search “how to blow better”

EmoDuck ,

Some business schools even offer courses to improve your blowing, in case you plan on getting a blow job

h3mlocke ,

🙄

DirigibleProtein ,

Pliers

rustydomino ,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Drill baby drill!

Psythik , (edited )

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    ryannathans ,

    Snort shower water and get brain eating amoeba

    BloodSlut ,

    poor lil’ feller gonna starve to death :(

    thedarkfly ,

    Here’s the socially acceptable solution, even in public: you pick it with a handkerchief on your finger.

    tallwookie ,

    you get someone else to pick it for you, obviously.

    zaphod ,
    @zaphod@lemmy.ca avatar

    Neti pot/nasal rinse bottle, twice a day on the recommendation of my asthma specialist.

    Whirling_Cloudburst ,

    This really does work.

    deeznutz ,

    It feels like waterboarding though.

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