Hehe. I remember when the maintenence dude who claimed to know plumbing came and said “we don’t need to turn off the water valve to replace that faucet” and started work. I was on the phone to the super in a minute complaining that that idiot was about to flood my apartment. Then he did. Idiot didn’t get fired somehow.
Same idiot dropped an oven three stories onto my neighbor’s car. Somehow that didn’t get him fired either. I don’t now how he had that job.