Man, seeing the title, I thought this was going to turn into an old timey racist joke. You know the kind:
So a Canadian and a Polish walk into a florist shop…
I don’t know what the punchline was going to be, but I figured it was either going to be the kind of funny where you feel bad for laughing, or a disasterous hateful post. Either way, I thought it was going to be like a car crash. You can’t NOT look, ya know?