When I get asked if I watch soccer as a hockey fan I have the same feelings. The Women’s version of soccer is much tougher and I would rather watch that. They take a beating and get bloodied but keep playing unlike the men falling over including the coaches from being brushed by a piece of paper.
This one does a great job highlighting the competition diving angle. I think artist *artistic diving might be more applicable though: youtu.be/_OXdfJgCmLc?si=7n-tIrOIsxznm49W