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ladicius ,

Don’t hit me back after I hit you. After I hit you repeatedly. And after I killed your families. And after I destroyed your infrastructure and mined your country.

Don’t hit me back. Please.

Mechanize ,

Red Alert 2 Chronosphere

The Chronosphere was a mass teleportation device developed by the Allies during the Second World War. An improved version was used to decisively end the Third World War and was used further until the end of the Psychic Dominator Disaster. Albert Einstein was a notable contributor to the Chronosphere’s design.

Good times.

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s make it smaller and put it into a backpack. We equip our soldiers with it and call them Chrono Legionnaires. They will be the most OP bull-fucking-shit units in the history of anything.

Yes, I’m still salty for getting swarmed by them that one time in multiplayer. Fuck you, whoever came up with this.

NaibofTabr ,

Even better if you put them in IFVs - extra armor, faster movement and I think longer weapon range, and when the IFV eventually gets destroyed you still have a Chrono Legionnaire.

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

Never existed

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/445d3975-a911-4412-91fc-d2bed84595e3.jpeg

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

More like

Existential screaming

_stranger_ ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4e3b1642-08e0-4c14-927c-a22c9a73044e.gif

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Yeah but you have to sneak them in close to the enemy base, otherwise they take their sweet-ass time rematerializing, and all 37 of them that you had spent several minutes of clicking to plan out who will attack what building get slaughtered without a single one firing their weapon.

And if you miss all the “poof… Pooof… Poof…” right next to your base… You deserve it. Send a bunch of grunts or dogs in wherever they gather and they’ll all be dead long before you need to worry.

I legitimately don’t like those units because they’re so weak and specialized, I never really get a chance to utilize them right

faizalr ,
@faizalr@kbin.run avatar

Tools.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Thank fuck I’m in the timeline where Tim Curry isn’t a Russian general.

massive_bereavement ,

Otherwise we could escape to the one place that isn't corrupted by capitalism:

     _______..______      ___       __    ______  _______  __  
    /       ||   _      /        |  |  /      ||   ____||  | 
   |   (----`|  |_)  |  /  ^      |  | |  ,----'|  |__   |  | 
           |   ___/  /  /_     |  | |  |     |   __|  |  | 
.----)   |   |  |     /  _____    |  | |  `----.|  |____ |__| 
|_______/    | _|    /__/     __ |__|  ______||_______|(__)
Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Russia went from being the second best military in the world, to being the second best militarily in Ukraine, to being the second best military in Russia.

SomethingBurger ,

Then they’ll become the second best military in Ukraine after being annexed.

Honytawk ,

Second best military in West Alaska*

IkarusHagen2 ,

Ain’t it east ukraine?

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

second best military in the world

On paper, at least…

lauha ,

Russia turned out to be world’s best paper tiger

harrys_balzac ,

Russia is too big to just call it West Alaska. You’ll need to divide it up a little. You’ll need: New Karelia, East Poland, North Ukraine, and West Alaska.

RacoonVegetable ,

You like pondering orbs, don’t you?

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/7f368e14-00a8-41cd-9492-adcdd6940aae.jpeg

rogue_corq Bot ,
@rogue_corq@mas.corq.co avatar

@RacoonVegetable @CDRMITTENS
Thant's a very existential question.

Skull ,

I’ll gladly ponder my chronosphere.

Waldowal ,
@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

That the “demon core”? If so, don’t remove the keychain.

JohnDClay ,

Such a spicy orb

deuleb_biezelbob ,
@deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev avatar

How would it taste?

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/734326d0-b3d3-4faf-bf7d-d770e6d9d678.webp

deuleb_biezelbob ,
@deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev avatar

Where can I find this? Preferably metal (radioactiveness optional) or maybe a file for 3d printable?

RacoonVegetable ,

I don’t know where to get the 3d model, I just have this picture, but here is some Cobalt 60 I found!

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/02f66ae1-7199-49b2-b206-f675225523d6.jpeg

deuleb_biezelbob ,
@deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev avatar

Cinnamon^60^ sounds delicious

deuleb_biezelbob ,
@deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev avatar

For those who want noisy Cinnamon^60^

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