ITT: We pretend to be mentally disabled. I'll start first with this post (also nuclear warfare is cringe, we should bomb moscow by conventional means)

nicman24 , 10 months ago

i'd like to nominate this https://lemmy.world/comment/2262277

SpicyPeaSoup OP , 10 months ago

Looks like a broken link.

GreenMario , 10 months ago

If the two options is to either

A: let crazy nuke man have anything he wants

Or

B: launch em or no balls

I’ll choose B every time.

Corq , 10 months ago

Given Russia’s rate of fuckups and bombing it’s own (native) territory, I’m here to gamble on Putin’s potentially glorious self-own.

If it turns out I’m wrong? Well, it’s been fun hanging out with ya, fellas o/

ProcurementCat , 10 months ago

If Putin is insane enough to destroy the world over fucking Ukraine, then he’s insane enough to destroy it over a burned toast. Which means we have to fight him for the chance of stopping nuclear war before it starts.

Well, or Putin doesn’t have any functional nukes at all, which is why he’s so desperate to threaten with them.

520 , 10 months ago

<20IQ>Man, Russia will sweep up the country in weeks, trust me! </20IQ>

SpicyPeaSoup OP , 10 months ago

Komrade, you misspelled 200IQ.

Cleverdawny , 10 months ago

Pffffft Russia probably has three functioning ICBM’s and someone is buying one off the black market for 500,000 rubles as we speak

nuke , 10 months ago

Who’s pretending? I’m basically re[g]arded

https://i.postimg.cc/7ZYQfJvH/847100980225.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/Kxnz7kT9/Copium-Putin.jpg

SpicyPeaSoup OP , 10 months ago

Ah yes, nuke, my fellow peace-lover. Let us discuss why Ukraine should give up, because I am also re🅱️arded.