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Mysiu666 ,

We wanted to retaliate for an unprovoked Ukrainian attack on our farmers, it wasn’t our fault that it was a US-owned nuke and Łukasz entered mosc*v coordinates.

koorool ,

Non-credible. It’s Kyiv (correct and official spelling) and Dnipro (renamed).

No remarks about the rest, B+

Colour_me_triggered ,

Or we could just bomb the shit out of them until they say uncle.

aphonefriend ,
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Hubi ,

Most credible indeed

Amilo1591 ,

By that logic, Russia could launch it’s nukes on Poland, gift them mid flight to Poland and then ask why is the country bombing itself?

It’s a good thing global defense strategies aren’t made by 10 year olds.

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

In order for a gift to be officialized, someone representing the country must accept them.

Th4tGuyII , (edited )
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Depending on how you look at it, someone in the country will be accepting nukes, just not officially

Neato ,
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It doesn't matter if you're not the homeowner, we just need someone to sign for this. Please, sir or ma'am, we're on a tight delivery schedule.

Th4tGuyII ,
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I can just imagine them running door to door like the world's most stressed out travelling salesman

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Hmm some random dude with a russian accent said he’ll accept the gift on behalf of Poland. That’s it, it’s officialized.

Chainweasel , (edited )

That’s a very credible response, if only there were a place to post non-credible defense strategies though 🤔

Edit: credible, not refundable. Fuck swype

jumbodumbo ,

Guys what if the Russians attack NATO but then gift all their troops to Ukraine mid assault instead 😨

PugJesus OP ,
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wololo

magikmw ,

The most sane comment on this post.

Neato ,
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That might actually work if the troops realize they can now officially defect from Russia.

ivanafterall ,
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Doubtful, when have the Russians ever been so kind to their troops?

BombOmOm ,
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