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Sir_Osis_of_Liver ,
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At one point we had a remote office in a bank. One of my coworkers, W, had a pretty severe intestinal condition.

Anyway, I'm using the facilities, and one of the bankers comes in and heads to a stall. His phone rings while he's in there, which he answers. It's obviously a work call.

By this time, I'm heading over to wash my hands, just as W slams open the door with an panicked look. He violently shoulders open a stall, drops trousers, and unleashes just an absolutely unholy flume of waste, accompanied by a couple of mercy flushes.

"Uh, I'll call you back".

I'm assuming lessons were learned that day.

joe_archer ,
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You totally need to make really loud hnnnnnng…splosh noises.

Jpopy ,
@Jpopy@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a guy and I’ve experienced the same thing. I don’t get it at all. Aren’t you at all embarrassed to be conversing on the phone while dropping bombs?! And no one else sitting in a stall wants to hear your conversation! Just scroll Lemmy and leave us alone!

oleorun ,
@oleorun@lemmy.world avatar

And wash your hands you disgusting, filthy boomers. Jfc.

Jpopy ,
@Jpopy@lemmy.world avatar

Thankfully I don’t see too much of that. I actually find a general lack of consideration. People talking on speakerphone, on a quiet bus commuting home from the city. No one wants to hear your conversation. I don’t get the mentality.

oleorun ,
@oleorun@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get it either. I always try to stay invisible, out of the way, and polite. I think there’s people that just have to be at the center of the universe, whether that universe is the restroom, subway car, CHURCH…

haulyard ,
@haulyard@lemmy.world avatar

And no, that quick 2-second splash of water does NOT count!

TurnItOff_OnAgain ,

I don’t do it at work, but I’ll talk on the phone while growing tail at home.

AncillaryJustice ,
@AncillaryJustice@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine doing that while someone’s having coffee shits a stall over. Imagine being on the other side of the line. Maybe you should drink more coffee and the problem will solve itself.

MattTheProgrammer ,
@MattTheProgrammer@kbin.social avatar

When this happens, I make as much noise as possible to make it obvious to whoever they're speaking with that the person is talking to them in a bathroom.

Lmaydev ,

I don’t really get why this is frustrating. Is it the risk of other people hearing you go toilet?

falsem ,

Bad etiquette

gon ,
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

It’s where people are taking shits. Nobody wants their shits to be transmitted via coworker-phone-call.

ultranaut ,

It’s inherently unpleasant for everyone involved, except the oblivious. The restroom is just not an appropriate location for a phone call, you should be avoiding conversation and focusing on the task at hand.

Echolot ,
@Echolot@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wtf just do your calls in the stairway awkwardly smiling at passing coworkers like the rest of us

xylogx ,

Does the person she is speaking with know where she is?

Loud grunting and farting noises intensify

SeeJayEmm ,
@SeeJayEmm@lemmy.procrastinati.org avatar

Loud grunting and farting noises intensify

This is the one time you should be “loud and proud” about doing your business.

anonionfinelyminced ,
@anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social avatar

"That's right, buddy! Show that turd who's boss!"

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Who does number 2 work for?

HorreC ,
@HorreC@kbin.social avatar

WTF, that is super weird and kinda rude. She needs to learn how to text like the rest of us.

Caithe ,

When I was in college, one time a girl came in the bathroom, blabbing on the phone, and just… talked the whole time she was peeing. Like it was perfectly normal

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