I chose to sleep with Marilyn Monroe not because she was easy, but because she made me hard! (feddit.de)
Gotta date yourself sometimes (lemmy.zip)
Humans before they* sleep (sh.itjust.works)
My indoor cat when she sees an outdoor cat through the window (sh.itjust.works)
🍅💦💦 (sh.itjust.works)
I'm a night owl, I'll be fine (lemmus.org)
It's like recycling (sh.itjust.works)
damnit ted (lemmy.zip)
Jabba the Slut (slrpnk.net)
(Left) (sh.itjust.works)
The nostalgia is real (lemmy.zip)
Fallout 3, Shogun 2, Rabbit Burn, etc
It scares me (lemm.ee)
Ignorance is bliss (lemmy.zip)
when someone starts reminding me how old some of my favorite things from when I was younger are (slrpnk.net)
Marketing or Education (programming.dev)
We've Been Duped (lemmus.org)
“I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop.”
You guessed WRONG! (slrpnk.net)
Oatmeal raisin are amazing. Surprise oatmeal raisin is not
Some cows lactose (lemmy.zip)
The job hunt is rough (lemmy.zip)
Ritz Ritz Ritz! (slrpnk.net)
If you squint, my beef stroganoff is trying to tell you something (sh.itjust.works)
Suffers a single consequence (imgflip.com)
The consequences