I have questions and there is only one answer ill accept.

eezeebee , 8 months ago

Humans aren’t that tall… anymore

Not since the Eiffel Tower starting broadcasting 5G to shrink us down over generations so our tiny hands could build complex computers. Wake up sheeple.

MossyFeathers , 8 months ago

The Eiffel tower is a trans-dimensional beacon. If you use the elevator to travel to the basement you’ll find yourself in a mirror world.

Songar87 , 8 months ago

So the poster for As Above So Below then…

MossyFeathers , 8 months ago

I was thinking more like the Monument Mythos, except instead of Special Trees extending up and down infinitely, it’s the Eiffel Tower.

Tixanou , 8 months ago

They just build a little, jump, build a little, jump… Just like in Minecraft. I thought this was obvious.

morrowind , 8 months ago

So you’re suggesting aliens are that tall?

lugal , 8 months ago

Yes. Sorce: I have never seen a smaller alien. Have you?

morrowind , 8 months ago

Damn, I can’t find any flaws in this argument

Kase , 8 months ago

But we must assume there are smaller aliens, or else who would have built the pyramids? Or maybe the aliens built those before they were fully grown?

lugal , 8 months ago

You don’t think the government is behind this?

c/birdsarentreal

Ddhuud , 8 months ago

Come on people! They probably made it underground and then they dug it up.

craftyindividual , 8 months ago

That man needs to wash his hair :0

dustyData , 8 months ago

The guy who invented the ancient alien theory that, believe it or not, didn’t exist until he wrote a book in the 80’s; is one of the producers of the History channel show. And he is my personal reminder that any idiot can get a book published.

Norgur , 8 months ago

They threw up large mounds of dirt to either side of the Tower and built it through those... duh!

someguy3 , 8 months ago

There’s a joke somewhere about ill.