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radioactiveradio ,

Is it heavier than feathers tho?

huge_clock ,

What size of feather?

Madison420 ,

XXL small.

huge_clock ,

Then no.

radioactiveradio ,

https://media.tenor.com/hYgBStbAH4wAAAAM/confused-what.gif

TryingToEscapeTarkov ,

Bould of them to assume they know sizes.

Shardikprime ,

Looks bouldery enough to me

BustinJiber ,

Looks something like 50 capybaras big?.. more?

hperrin ,

Are we talking volumetric capybaras or massive capybaras?

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

50? 50! I can’t imagine that large boulder the size of a small boulder is the same size as 50 of these?

spoilera group of capybaras sitting by some water

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is what happens when cops are in charge of their own social media.

Wilibus ,

Nah, this is what happens when society is more concerned with sensationalism than factuality.

TheMagicalTimonini ,

It was a small boulder, such a small boulder, but it reminded me of a large boulder, just a miniature size.

Rubanski ,

Is this Bob the Boulder?

vyper63 ,

Coloradan here. This tweet was a joke response from the sheriff’s department to a previous incident where they described a large boulder the size of a large boulder blocking the road.

cholesterol ,

Probably meant to write ‘the size of a large car’ originally?

Shardikprime ,

I read coruscantian at first and was thinking about the incident where half a ship shaped ship dropped on us the last week

vyper63 ,

Update: I was wrong. The officer meant to say “the size of a small car”. The “larger boulder the size of a large boulder” tweet came later as a joke reference to this one.

krigo666 ,

Big words out of a small brain.

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a1/16/f8/a116f8432f1364b44097a8d58013a307.jpg

Alt: The character The Boulder from TV series “Avatar: The Last Airbender” captioned “The Boulder feels conflicted.”

morrowind , (edited )
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Doesn’t markdown let you add alt-text in the form ![alt text](url) ?

Wait lemmy test
test alt text

edit: yea it works
edit2: maybe not
edit3: no it def does

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t see any alt text in yours when I click the image in my mobile client.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s showing up in the html, maybe your image viewer doesn’t show it?

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

Probably.

SnipingNinja ,

Sync supports alt text on xkcd at least, not sure if it does for uploaded images.

@ljdawson

capital ,

Been wondering why people just upload with “image”.

db2 ,

I try to always add useful alt text.

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll definitely try and remember to do it moving forward, I didn’t know about that feature.

terminhell ,

So, medium?

nevial ,
@nevial@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No, it’s clearly the size of a small boulder

doctorn ,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

I just realized I have a giant cat the size of a small cat…

Nature is amazing!

craftyindividual ,

Fortune favours the boulder.

CryptidBestiary , (edited )

Would you rather fight a large small boulder, or a small large boulder?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

This reminds me of the joke about the little person psychic who escaped jail.

They’re a small medium at large.

Sotuanduso ,

Flows a bit better if you just use little psychic instead of little person psychic. Or maybe short psychic so it’s not as obvious.

justhach ,
@justhach@lemmy.world avatar

Americans will use anything but metric smdh.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

My feet are 0.83 feet long

qisope ,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

you’re not legally allowed to call them feet then

Sotuanduso ,

You can get around those rules by spelling it wrong.

Pheet.

lugal ,

Ok, my pheet are 0.83 pheet long

Much better

coffeebiscuit ,

Feetish

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Whatever king it was had really big feet though.

n7gifmdn ,
@n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca avatar

I hope you are joking. There are no decimals in standard measuring systems. Decimals are a Communist plot. ;-)

ioney ,

83/100 feet

Rodeo ,

Unless you’re doing any kind of precision manufacturing, then it’s decimal inch notation.

bizzle ,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

The steel that I cut has thickness measured in millimeters, the program wants it in fraction inches, and the torch spacing is in decimal inches. It’s a catastrophe but Im getting pretty good at in/mm conversion

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