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GregorGizeh , 9 months ago Trees live over ground and use the below-ground parts as a straw. Is this Showerthoughts now?
Trees live over ground and use the below-ground parts as a straw. Is this Showerthoughts now?
Deceptichum , 9 months ago Trees live half under ground and half over the ground, using their appendages to live.
Trees live half under ground and half over the ground, using their appendages to live.
JayDee , 9 months ago I’ve never seen a tree do a kick flip or eat ice cream, so I can’t agree that they’re living.
I’ve never seen a tree do a kick flip or eat ice cream, so I can’t agree that they’re living.
Deceptichum , 9 months ago You’ve never seen me do this either, is this why I feel dead inside after work each day?
You’ve never seen me do this either, is this why I feel dead inside after work each day?
Perfide , 9 months ago Yeah
Yeah
PP_BOY_ , 9 months ago Humans live under their skin and just use their eyes as a periscope
Humans live under their skin and just use their eyes as a periscope
Afghaniscran , 9 months ago Ok snorkel nose
Ok snorkel nose
sagrotan , 9 months ago Once I recorded the wind in the trees in spring and played it back later 600 times slower. It sounded like an orgy porn. I can never walk in the woods again.
Once I recorded the wind in the trees in spring and played it back later 600 times slower. It sounded like an orgy porn. I can never walk in the woods again.
Omega_Haxors , 9 months ago Don’t google what pollen is.
Don’t google what pollen is.
DragonTypeWyvern , 9 months ago Going for a walk in pollen season? Bukkake time!
Going for a walk in pollen season?
Bukkake time!
angrystego , 9 months ago Wait, why bukkake? What am I missing?
Wait, why bukkake? What am I missing?
Omega_Haxors , 9 months ago DW about it 😇
DW about it 😇
samus12345 , 9 months ago Plant spooge
Plant spooge
Magnetar , 9 months ago Please post.
Please post.
Omega_Haxors , 9 months ago Leaves are basically a stomach and lungs combined into one.
Leaves are basically a stomach and lungs combined into one.
MonsiuerPatEBrown , 9 months ago bay leaves make everything haggis
bay leaves make everything haggis
meekah , 9 months ago lol, you’re right. but what are the roots then? the mouth?
lol, you’re right. but what are the roots then? the mouth?
Omega_Haxors , 9 months ago The ass. Nutrients are absorbed in the roots and waste products are pushed out.
The ass. Nutrients are absorbed in the roots and waste products are pushed out.
samus12345 , 9 months ago https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/435/590/94c.png
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/435/590/94c.png
octoperson , 9 months ago Trees are a thin skin wrapped around a column of their own dead flesh
Trees are a thin skin wrapped around a column of their own dead flesh
EddoWagt , 9 months ago But they grow from the inside
But they grow from the inside
meekah , 9 months ago I don’t think that means the exact center. Just underneath the bark is also the inside.
I don’t think that means the exact center. Just underneath the bark is also the inside.
Maultasche , 9 months ago Sounds more like mushrooms.
Sounds more like mushrooms.
lugal , 9 months ago Came here to say this
Came here to say this
angrystego , 9 months ago Except what mushrooms stick out above the ground are not snorkels.
Except what mushrooms stick out above the ground are not snorkels.
shroomato , 9 months ago You can’t use your as a snorkel? Amateurs!
You can’t use your as a snorkel? Amateurs!
Manifish_Destiny OP , 9 months ago Mushrooms are technically the fruit of the plant. It’d be more like they live underground and stick their junk in the air to jizz on the wind.
Mushrooms are technically the fruit of the plant. It’d be more like they live underground and stick their junk in the air to jizz on the wind.
MonsiuerPatEBrown , 9 months ago not what I would call a fungi
not what I would call a fungi
Manifish_Destiny OP , 9 months ago Speak for yourself.
Speak for yourself.