We are all winners

RIP_Cheems , 9 months ago

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dQw4w9WgXcQ , 9 months ago

I participated in a contest at a recruitment booth with wii sports basketball. Top score would win an iPad. I clutched a nearly perfect score and got 1st by a decent margin. But at some point before the awards were given, they decided to change the rules into a lottery for everyone who participated.

hunt4peas , 9 months ago

Your luck played reverse UNO card on you.

AgentGrimstone , 9 months ago

Sweet. I won’t even bother trying next time.

Donttaintmebro , 9 months ago

Bust my buffers!

flambonkscious , 9 months ago

Such a grumpy face! The bottom caption is perfect

AceFuzzLord , 9 months ago

God, I hate the whole thing of everyone getting a participation trophy and everyone being a winner. I was never a fan as a child and that hasn’t changed one bit.

Hector_McG , 9 months ago

Statistically, competition is for losers.

Absolutemehperson , 9 months ago

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

WtfEvenIsExistence , 9 months ago

There is no shame in coming in second, except the race to conception.

Ignacio , 9 months ago

There is no shame in coming in second, except when you're composed by antimatter.

Sonotsugipaa , 9 months ago

There is no except when there’s a race condition. shame in coming in second,

kek_w_lol , 9 months ago

Umm, ackhchually, the first sperm usually doesn’t get to the egg. It weakens the outer membrane enough for others to try, and whichever sperm gets lucky to finally break through impregnates the egg. The first one is usually out of energy by that point. So you were lucky to capitalize on the work of others. Cheers!

WtfEvenIsExistence , 9 months ago

“You are all winners”

Election Candidates:

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pineapplelover , 9 months ago

Orange man be like