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TheCee ,
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https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/3947cd02-1d86-424a-bfbc-541a3e536d85.jpeg

aracebo ,

I always assumed that Sky was comprised of Rupert Murdoch and an angry hord of hornets

Viking_Hippie ,

Drawing is accurate, if bound to feature in my nightmares. (Anti)social wasps are flying terrorists and we’re better off without them. Solitary wasps are cool, though, they can stay.

balderdash9 ,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/fc53e765-566c-4306-bb06-bbb5941a9e1d.webp

happyhippo ,

My two most notable encounters with yellow jackets (here we call them European wasps or Vespula Germanica) went pretty much like this:

oh shit, there’s a wasp buzzing around on my path. Act cool, don’t show your fear, just move on and nothing will happen

Wasp: stings

You bitch, just go extinct already

Bytemeister ,

In my experience, most wasps are okay.

Yellow jackets are straight up sadistic assholes however.

ShaunaTheDead ,
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

It really seems to make a difference what time of year it is. End of the summer they're just waiting to die and do not give a single fuck and will sting you for no reason sometimes.

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

I had one fly in my mouth once

happyhippo ,

That’s one of the worst nightmares I could come up with, if given the task…

How did it end?

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

I opened wide, held my breath and let her find her way out

Karyoplasma ,

Yeah that sounds like the wasps we have here in Germany. Bastards, all of them, zero redeeming qualities whatsoever.

gayhitler420 ,

Nah wasps are chill.

FooBarrington ,

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“That’s some… really skilled blade work, oh no!”

PipedLinkBot ,

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342345 ,

I wouldn’t even know if I’m allergic to wasp or bee stings.

Wasps don’t attack me. Occasionally they do fly around me. Sometimes one steals a tiny piece of my cake or so. But after a short time they all leave, doing their wasp business elsewhere.

But never do they sting me. Maybe they are not provoked by me. Or maybe I’m a wasp whisperer. :)

Spliffman1 , (edited )
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Well your gift is better than mine… I’m an unwilling roach whisperer, they fly to me walk to me, crawl on me, try to snuggle under my feet even. I didn’t ask for this power

342345 ,

Roach whisperer, I’m pretty sure it isn’t a useless super power. It mustn’t be.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Once a huge roach was on the other side of the bathroom, he froze when he saw me… Too far away for me to smash him fast enough… I talked him over to me “C’mon c’mon,. Good boy… Come here it’s okay” He slowly came to me inch by inch,. Until he got right beside my foot and I only had to do a quick 6 inch stamp and bam he was squashed.

spiderjuzce ,

I almost feel bad for the roach

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

So trusting

Murais ,
@Murais@lemmy.one avatar

I now live in a climate with HUGE roaches.

I grew up in a climate where they were rare. I never saw a roach in-person until I was in my 20s.

For the first year in my current apartment, it was rare for me to see a roach. Maybe an odd one every once in a while.

Now, I get multiple every time it rains. Which sucks on its own. But, they’ve all taken to the same habit of crawling up the back of my couch and staring at me 3 inches away from my face to say hello.

When this happens, I transcend beyond fear and anger and enter a blackout rampage mode. Move all my furniture. Couch cushions. Hunting until I’m absolutely certain that every single one of them is dead.

I’ve bought drain covers. I’ve bought roach traps. I’ve cleaned my house top-to-bottom. I’ve checked the seals on my door and windows. They’re nowhere in sight on a dry day, but every time it rains, they’re fucking back.

It’s genuinely starting to fuck with my head, because whenever I see peripheral movement out of the corner of my eye in my apartment, I think it’s a roach. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn’t. Are those a pair of little antennae poking out from behind my couch, or am I imagining it? I don’t know until I’ve done yet another sweep.

It’s harder to fall asleep. I keep having brief bouts of imagination wbere bugs are crawling and swarming all over me. I constantly do visual sweeps of my apartment. I can feel my stress level rising on rainy days. I feel like I’m losing my mind.

I fucking hate roaches.

Spliffman1 ,
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I’m with you 100 % my brother, I live on an island so I experience everything you are talking about and I have the same reactions… I keep a can of Raid next to my bed… Also i spray under my bedroom door as an initial line of defense lol. I too will move everything until I’m sure one is dead if it runs under the bed or something like that.

Murais ,
@Murais@lemmy.one avatar

I love everything else about island life.

Except the fucking roaches.

I’m getting some cats this weekend and I hope they “help” my problem.

Switchy85 ,

Be prepared to find parts of roaches scattered around your house. I took to putting my pants up a bit so that my cat won’t leave a partially eaten roach body in my jeans as a present.

Xariphon ,

Fuck wasps. Kill it with fire.

fireweed ,

For real though, aggressive wasp species give the chill species a bad name. It’s like being mad at bumblebees because Asian giant hornets exist.

Yellow jackets for example are definitely unpleasant: they buzz you when you try to eat outdoors, don’t get the message to move on when swatted at, and constantly carry an attitude of “come at me bro.” However my local species of paper wasp (I live in the Pacific Northwest of the US) is crazy chill and very conflict avoidant: they don’t buzz or chase humans, don’t show interest in human food or garbage, and will get out of your way if disturbed (assuming you’re not attacking their home)

In fact, we actively attract paper wasps to our garden by planting western yarrow, and even have plans to erect a wasp box for them to safely make a home in (no I’m not joking). Why? Because in addition to being peaceful members of our garden ecosystem–alongside butterflies, ladybugs, frogs, salamanders, birds, and other critters–they are dedicated hunters of garden pests such as cabbage white caterpillars. As someone who grows a lot of kale for its year-round hardiness, I cannot express how much I appreciate wasps’ dutiful patrol of our brassicas and other crops. And if you can get a population to establish themselves near your garden they will indeed be dutiful in scouting out pests.

It took me a while to shake off my all-wasps-are-bastards attitude toward them, but I really cannot express how much paper wasps have become garden bros, and it makes me sad to see my bros vilified.

stiephel ,

I like your style

Asafum ,

The only “irrational fear” I have that I know of is of wasps, but your example is exactly how I came to appreciating wasps, cabbage moth caterpillars and all lol

We don’t see too many paper wasps where I am, so I had to accept that the yellow jackets in my garden cared more about the caterpillars than me and I thankfully hadn’t gotten stung or chased the whole time I had that garden. I had to move and now the real pest I have to fight are deer, scumbag deer… Destroy your garden and your car, some even in the same day lol

DarkMFG ,

Yup same for the wasps from where I live. The only time I swat them away, is if they get near my food, or my ear.

erre ,
@erre@programming.dev avatar

Paper wasps in the southwest are chill too. A wasp box is a neat idea, ty!

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I vote for more people effectively making “pet insect box” of species that hunt down pests

Pipoca ,

There’s assorted companies that sell parasitic wasps as pest control.

Spalding sells theirs as “fly predators”; they basically look like tiny gnats but lay their eggs in fly pupa. They work great.

aracebo ,

Look into fig wasps. I dare you.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Me: Swinging at wasp with a fly swatter.

Wasp: “You don’t scare me. In fact, I’m going to pretend you’re not even here. La La La! I can’t see you!”

Me: Standing there minding my own business while a wasp flies into me.

Wasp: “THIS MEANS WAR MOTHERFUCKER!! I’M GONNA RAIN HELL DOWN ON YOU THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU’VE NEVER SEEN!!!”

Sharpiemarker ,

Me: Standing there minding my own business while a wasp flies into me.

Wasp: Aaaand I took that personally

LoveSausage ,
@LoveSausage@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Today on dark sky news , all the bees are dying but hey we still have wasps!

sexy_peach ,

I love the memes of animals using keyboards.

coffeebiscuit ,

They do eat mosquitos, so that’s cool.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

So it’s okay for one pollinator to eat another pollinator, but if a lemmy anti mosquito meme appears the pollinator protectors come out in a rage

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe ,

I know not of who you speak, but have you considered that it’s mosquitoes making accounts to defend themselves?

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

A distinct possibility… On another note what are they looking for in our ears?

Doxatek ,

Whut no they don’t. Not that I’m anti wasp I’m actually in the pro wasp group. Of course I don’t want a nest in my house or something but I don’t mind them being just around in general in my flower patches

coffeebiscuit ,

I just googled it. Is short not as a main food source… occasionally, when there is nothing else to eat… so not around humans. Dammit.

Norgur ,

No. Nonono. Kill them. All of them. I won't have it. And don't try to convince me with your pollinator shit. I won't have it. This is personal. Every one if those erratic stinging motherfuckers shall die.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Edgy

imgonnatrythis ,

Username checks out?

Norgur ,

More ragey

Pipoca ,

There’s a huge number of different species of wasp, which vary greatly in size. The smallest wasps are the smallest known insects; they’re literally smaller than a millimeter. With many of them, you wouldn’t know they were wasps if you didn’t have a microscope.

In addition to pollinating, many wasps either eat or parasitize other insects. Yellowjackets will hunt horse flies, and there’s assorted wasps that are sold to farmers to control various pests…

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