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AquaTofana ,

Literally every Enlisted member ever.

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Is the US that dystopian that people get drug tested outside of “responsible” jobs?

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

“You say it was an everything bagel?”

“That’s right.”

“And that explains the weed and coke?”

“Yes.”

“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

“Right? I’m still asking why they didn’t include Ketamine and a kitchen sink.”

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

“You should ask for a refund.”

Karyoplasma ,

They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Boss: “can you explain why your random drug test came back positive for thc?”

Me: “yeah, it’s legal and I have a life outside of work. Sorry if you can’t relate, but my personal time is just that. Personal.”

This exchange did not go well from there, but guess who got fired for something first. (hint: not me)

MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

Um actually, in the US you can get fired for THC in your system for recreational use. Some states, even if it’s medical.

Yes it’s bullshit, but that’s the problem with it not being federally legal and companies in multiple states. You will probably lose if you fight it, use of marijuana is not protected and your employer is protected from you arguing it is because firing you for this still falls under “at-will” termination.

Only mentioning this to dispel the idea other folks will get away with this. You just got lucky it seems.

AntiOutsideAktion ,
@AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml avatar

Weed smoker is unfortunately not a recognized protected class

corsicanguppy ,

Um actually, in the US you can get fired for THC in your system

Obviously he wasn’t from one of those backward regions like Edmonton or America.

…and in proper places, you don’t want to deny someone’s human rights, as the penalties have no upper limit.

jqubed ,
@jqubed@lemmy.world avatar

Is it still illegal in Edmonton somehow even though it was legalized in Canada nationally?

chiliedogg ,

It’s also illegal federally, so there’s no such thing as a state where it’s “legal.”

It’s also illegal for someone who uses weed to own a firearm.

Shard ,

I am a health nut and these Hemp bars have so many nutritional benefits. Want to try one?

colderr ,

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Aggravationstation ,

Boss: Explain the weed and cocaine.

Me: Um, they’re awesome…

Boss: Hell yeah they are! pulls out a spliff and a mirror

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Is that so you can watch yourself smoke it?

kambusha ,

Yes… Sniff

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

naww, so innocent.

but its for snorting fat lines of coke off of, but thats for fancy cokeheads, any flat and smooth surface will do, a blank cd or your friends mums kitchen bench works well tho.

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