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MattWalsh OP ,
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Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed

MattWalsh OP ,
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Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft

Imgonnatrythis ,

Is it really unrelated? Heard piss softens the mouth.

bjoern_tantau ,
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Pee-bottles have made my disabled life so much better.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Or just sleep on a toilet

brbposting ,

A convex waterproof mattress with channels that empty into a chamber pot might work. Could test for science.

SubArcticTundra ,
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I’d go all in and get the plumbing

brbposting ,

OK then repurpose an air hockey table and just let it osmosis into a drain below 👌

variants ,

Then it could filter back into drinking water for when you wake up thirsty

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

That an idea

Sabre363 ,

Wet + Bed = Problem Solved

Cowbee ,
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I see you, and I hear you

sbv ,

And we smell your piss bottles

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