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SternburgExport ,

Why did you make a meme about me?

Track_Shovel OP ,

I am also in this meme and don’t like it

PunnyName ,

I don’t recall giving you permission to use my likeness.

jaybone ,

I need to talk to you about something.

EonNShadow ,

When my boss says 'Got time for a call?"

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

100% stress

jaybone ,

My boss just has daily “scrums” or “stand ups” that go on for two hours. Which is not a scrum or a standup.

If he needs another call after that, then I’m ready to throw shit out the window.

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Only for them to ask you to help them or something

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

pre therapy and medication: oh fuck oh no

self-medication: fuck yeah we need to talk

post therapy and medication: ugh, fuck, what now

TheDarkQuark ,

The secret is to have no friends! 😎

delopa ,

Being based and a loser at the same time.

zarathustrad ,

I get closer to this goal with every passing year!

nexusvoyager ,

the only words that can describe how I feel about this is this image right here

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/366b3e74-a654-446e-94c4-8273c2c19c66.webp

polskilumalo ,
@polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml avatar

@Dirt_Owl the paparazzi have gotten a hold of you and your family.

rockerface ,

On the plus side, you can use it too! It is just a generally intimidating phrase because it leaves the recipient off to come up with something to get blamed by themselves

jaybone ,

First thought this would be superb owl.

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