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Enzy ,

I’m pooping right now

Lord have mercy

lymingseng ,

Literally shitpost

jenny_ball ,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

i always read these in the voice of lemiwinks from South park.

Syudagye ,
@Syudagye@pawb.social avatar

i am glad to ear that

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.

OldWoodFrame ,

I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.

But everyone who poops, eventually dies.

wizenheimer ,

Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine

DaCrazyJamez ,

This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.

Bennettiquette ,

i want you to know, i specifically looked for your update post. so glad you have found resolution.

Restaldt ,

Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop

EdanGrey ,

Huzzah!

Kecessa ,

Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!

Pinklink ,

And? How was it?? I want consistency, color, smell, difficulty etc.

Details are what make for a good story

Sharpiemarker ,

Hydrate and bidet.

WhisperingEye OP ,

*Bite it. How?!?

HootinNHollerin ,

The body is evolving to be more efficient…

FinishingDutch ,
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Mazel tov!

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