Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser

fernandu00 , 7 months ago

Hey I finally understand the nuances of meaning of that expression… it’s dangerous, it’s ugly and it smells… Never quite understood the expression before looking at this picture. Thanks

pearsaltchocolatebar , 7 months ago

I mean, what else are we going to do with the bodies of child laborers, bury them?

Track_Shovel , 7 months ago

LOL

Alright, I’ll bite - I’m a soil scientist, and yeah, people make good fertilizer. Our C:N ratios are low (meaning evenish balance of carbon and nitrogen) and we have a lot of calcium and phosphorus in us too, relatively speaking. Some of the P is quickly available, the rest is in our bones (with Ca) and given their low surface area and relative stability, its really slowly released. But hey, if you grind those orphans up, yields will increase faster!

I’m on a fucking list now aren’t I?

CarbonIceDragon , 7 months ago

A modest proposal

rotopenguin , 7 months ago

A more profitable modest proposal

qjkxbmwvz , 7 months ago

[Billionaire Taylor] Swift, who has publicly aligned herself with the pro-choice movement and declared her opposition to former President Donald Trump, has become the ire of a vocal group of conservatives hell-bent on the bizarre notion that the singer is a political weapon aimed at the upcoming presidential election.

I mean, I’m no Swiftie, but that seems pretty reasonable to me…

ULS , 7 months ago

What? You think Taylor Swift exists? That’s president Biden in drag.

Honytawk , 7 months ago

Then he is a great singer!

sagrotan , 6 months ago

Have you seen him dance? W0W

ultra , 7 months ago

But fertiliser helps the planet, billionares would never agree with that

OpenStars , 7 months ago

They would if it makes their food tastier. Yum... infants.:-)

jabathekek , 7 months ago

We need to keep poor people poor to keep labour costs down.