Like clockwork (sh.itjust.works)
I can be butterfly? 🥺👉👈 (lemmus.org)
Cute cats, but squint your eyes (feddit.de)
Destroying your public transit infrastructure speedrun. (feddit.de)
utterly Deranged (lemmy.ml)
Philosophy to the rescue (lemmy.zip)
Disclaimer: we still have pragmatic reason to follow the evidence suggested by our best scientific theories. I’m just poking fun at scientists in the spirit of Hume. There’s no guarantee that the future will resemble the past, and even our best scientific theories are amenable to future evidence.
Moderate Pain (lemmy.zip)
I bet I will (sh.itjust.works)
If you squint, my beef stroganoff is trying to tell you something (sh.itjust.works)
School's out forever (lemmy.zip)
Based on a true story (lemmy.zip)
Don't ask (lemmy.zip)
RIP to the polar bears (lemmy.zip)
The company that made my chair is a bit too friendly... (lemmy.ml)
My leg! (lemmy.zip)
Anthems go hard (lemmy.zip)
Every. Single. Time. Really hope this dude's still getting paid. (imgflip.com)
Seriously. The only time I listen to FM radio is when I take my wife’s car to get an oil change. So maybe a total of twenty minutes driving time once every six months or so. Every single time, this song comes on. I don’t get it. It was a one hit wonder from like 25 years ago. How is it still getting that much airplay?!
"I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence." (slrpnk.net)
Ha! Checkmate Robbers! (i.ibb.co)
Send help. (lemmy.zip)
Can't stand the heat (lemmy.zip)
Lemmy users are like (imgflip.com)
We’re the good guys, they’re the bad guys. Isn’t it?