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littlecolt , in What's your "old person" trait?

As someone who works in a call center, screw that last person on here. So sorry you hate the automated system. Sorry you had to wait on hold. They can’t keep enough of us employed because y’all are fucking mean and no one wants to be abused for $15/hr.

Er, I mean, Thank you for calling, sorry about your wait!

evilgiraffe666 ,

Don’t you think you could both be victims? Waiting for ages listening to a 13 second loop of music interspersed with “your call is important to us” might make people a bit more angry?

You should be mad at the people who gain financially from it, and could make it better for you and the customers, but might have to skip that third yacht for little Timmy.

csolisr , in What's your "old person" trait?

My old person trait is that when I purchase a printer, I should be able to use whatever is the cheapest compatible ink without the printer treating me like I’m smuggling unicorn blood out of Narnia

railsdev , in OG homies fr fr

My best friend in elementary school was born at the same hospital just one day before me. We lived in a small town so I probably would’ve met any others but I thought that was crazy when we figured that out.

zbyte64 , in I prefer dinosaurs in space personally
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Yes, but have you considered prehistoric transformers from space?

SomeoneElse , in every post

The Memmy app has been having an issue where every single comment you write has 2 upvotes as standard, not the usual 1. Not gonna lie, I thought I was mildly funny/interesting until Memmy acknowledged the error in one of their updates. 🥲

Edit: they just fixed the issue but this comment has a real upvote and I can now go to sleep feeling socially validated!

infinity11 OP ,
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it gave you up(votes) then let you down

SomeoneElse ,

https://i.imgur.com/LNEHrpW.gif

Is this first (sorta) rickroll in the fediverse?!

https://i.imgur.com/xNAALy1.gif

nik282000 , in What's your "old person" trait?
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I think cars should not be dependent on a touch screen for ANY of it’s functions (or really have one at all). They are more difficult to use than tactile buttons, distracting, and do not receive long term support from the OEM.

What do you do with a 10 year old car that runs but the touch screen nuked due to age, firmware bugs or mechanical damage? Ford isn’t going to be selling replacement units 10 years later and I have yet to see an ‘infotainment’ system that has aftermarket replacement considerations.

JoShmoe , in It gets better and better

Pizza the Tut

TheFeas , in Good thing I can't afford meat anyways.

We need .001% of your combined wealth to end scarcity and suffering for all of humanity.

Billionaires: No. flies to space

dingus , in What's your "old person" trait?
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My old person trait is that none of the things mentioned in the linked image happened on accident.

They happened because capitalism doesn’t give a fuck about anything except bleeding as much money as conceivably possible out of each and every human.

  1. Apps allow companies to suck more data out of your device than a website, allowing them to sell more of your data and… make more money.
  2. Video games needing access to the internet is simply Digital Rights Management and a way to prevent piracy and… make more money. Remember, most companies view something pirated as a “lost sale,” not that you would have never purchased it to begin with. As Gabe Newell once said:

“We think there is a fundamental misconception about piracy. Piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem,” he said. “If a pirate offers a product anywhere in the world, 24 x 7, purchasable from the convenience of your personal computer, and the legal provider says the product is region-locked, will come to your country 3 months after the US release, and can only be purchased at a brick and mortar store, then the pirate’s service is more valuable."

  1. This one speaks for itself. Being able to be in control of the products you buy is freedom. Having products controlled remotely by a corporation is giving them carte blanche to make more money off of you.
  2. Removing accessible customer service means more people will just give up on trying to get their problem solved, effectively allowing the company to steal from people and… shocker… make more money.

I agree, in theory, in respect to ghosting, but we live in a society that teaches us to be isolated, and doesn’t teach interpersonal skills unless the interpersonal skill is “Fuck you, got mine.” (which is, not surprisingly, a thing about making more money.)

In other words, these aren’t old people opinions. These are “I’m not gonna let capitalism absolutely fuck me endlessly” opinions.

KSPAtlas ,
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In terms of piracy, I wonder how much could be prevented by having demos, like Factorio does

dingus ,
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Demos used to be everywhere back in the day! I think they have a huge impact, because it’s a way to try to play a game without dumping all the money on it without knowing what the gameplay is like and if its actually fun.

When I was a kid, DOOM having the first episode of the game available as shareware was huge and I used to walk to my friends place after school and watch him play until he would get bored and let me play for a while.

From an old interview in 1999 with John Carmack about this very subject (emphasis mine):

Carmack: DOOM 2 was explicitly a commercial release. We sort of half heartedly did some shareware distribution with Quake, but I think the industry has almost unanimously decided that the three or so level demo is the best test vehicle.

A lot of people consider themselves to have “finished DOOM” when they just finished the shareware episode.

DrQuint ,

Funny how Steam has been making sales and events around demos for a while (called Next Fests) and some games absolutely blow up out of nowhere thanks to them.

Also some people think FF16 having a demo was some weird, oddball marketing move by Square Enix, except they have been making “try now, continue later” demos for games since Bravely Default.

doleo , in What's your "old person" trait?

I think that a basic lifestyle should be affordable for a basic person

NotSpez ,

Found the left-wing extremist! /s

riceandbeans161 ,

i’m gonna go one further:

i think everybody should be allowed to live a decent enough life, whether they can work or not.

aphlamingphoenix ,

I’ll go even further and say that meeting the needs of a population is the only point of having a society at all.

riceandbeans161 ,

that almost sounds like… anticapitalist propaganda! Can’t have that! Back to your cubicle, worker !

Nowyn ,

I don’t think that is an old person trait. You are just secretly Nordic.

lobelia581 , in What's your "old person" trait?

my old person trait is thinking that all of the above are extremely reasonable expectations and it’s a sad world we live in where most of those aren’t the case anymore

ikiru , in What's your "old person" trait?

I think I should be allowed to order food from a restaurant without needing to scan a QR code which requires me to have a smart phone and an active, paid plan in order to access their menu.

justdoit , in Jamie, pull up Fediverse

Who is this woman and why is she always right about everything

ChrisRo , in Want a drink?
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Tea or coffee?

Tea.

Wrong, Coffee.

foo , in every post

New challenge: downvote or upvote to keep this post at exactly 20…

foo ,

Ok, how about exactly 200?

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