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UlyssesT , in Now and forever more

Just uproot everything you’re doing, retrain for something currently lucrative, and stop making excuses, broooooooooooooooooo. very-intelligent

el_zilcho , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

👆👆👆

TreadOnMe , in I love democracy
@TreadOnMe@hexbear.net avatar

People would absolutely watch this, you just can’t over-expose them to Terry Crews like they did with Dwayne Johnson.

dmention7 , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

The real comment is always in the comments!

Washburn , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)
@Washburn@hexbear.net avatar

Ah, the old Reddit Switcharoo

dmention7 ,

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar

metaStatic , in Cardboard cutouts are cheaper than wasting PTO

True freedom is the realization that you can literally do whatever the fuck you want

Selmafudd ,

Even if you’re fired and end up homeless and starve to death, suffering is only temporary because soon you’ll die and your life won’t even be a measurable blip on the timeline of the universe and within 3 or 4 generations you’ll all but be completely forgotten… So why not leave early

keeb420 ,

I need the money and don't have sick/vacation time to waste anymore because I've used it all.

lolcatnip ,

Not a problem if you just die! [taps forehead]

EmoDuck ,

divides by zero

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in OMG

Where I live (Philadelphia suburbs) it’s exactly like this except both people are driving. And they always get pissed when you honk because roads aren’t for actual driving or anything.

What especially pisses me off about this sort of thing is that I KNOW both people are on Facebook and already know every fucking thing there is to know about the other person.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

Yet they still need to catch up on the latest gossip about their kids or the new newigbour who someone saw naked doing OF stuff in front of a camera 😒… like who gives AF, it’s their business, not mine, why would would anyone care about someone else’s business is beyond me.

NewAgeOldPerson ,

Rather oddly specific but I get the spirit of your comment…

Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

“Did you see my Facebook post?!”

“O.M.G. YES! Did you see mine?!”

Meanwhile both have liked and commented on each other’s posts.

deras , in Israel exposed

Pfft… Another bs conspiracy… 😐

WarmSoda , in Mental health meter

I’m down the street and waiting for the damn bus.

esadatari , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

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outdated_belated , in Can't get cancer if you don't have a throat

Covering edge cases in leetcode be like

Gorvin , in Pokébean (A Lemmy original)

Gary cheats. Why else would he always challenge you when your pokemon are weak?

JimmyDean , in Mew

Me at the store: I’m not buying Go-Gurts, they’re too expensive compared to regular yogurt.

Also, me at the store: Wait, they have tiny Go-Gurts made just for cats? I’ll take 6 https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/0620bf2c-1ca8-4624-a150-ded6c464709f.webp

Diabolo96 ,

That cat is high on some catnip i tell you.

Dio ,
@Dio@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, they have tiny Go-Gurts made just for cats?

Damnit, lol. That’s too cute.

brimnac , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

This!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

LetterboxPancake ,

I don’t miss gold, and I forgot about it being a thing until now.

UnverifiedAPK ,

Remember how they took silver, a free joke gift, and monetized it?

DrQuint ,
@DrQuint@lemmy.ml avatar

Remember how they took gold awards, a user made bot, and monetized it?

Annoyed_Crabby ,

It’s actually a nice way to fund a server, then Reddit shit our 200 different type of it and downgrade “gilding” to just mid tier award.

velourium_camper ,
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Take my upvote!

tunahanyilmaz ,
@tunahanyilmaz@lemmy.world avatar

Take my poor man’s gold 🥇

folkrav ,

I know your comment was written in that style on purpose, yet it still made me roll my eyes. Well done mate

xx3r ,

Gosh I hate award speech edits

MrGerrit ,

Take my upvote and leave!

revlayle ,

!angryupvote

aquinteros ,

Edit: wow! thanks for the upvotes! my most upvoted comment is about female ejaculation…oh well!

socsa ,

This but unironically

NeonGothica ,

Accurate.

UlyssesT , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

You must be fun at parties. WHO HURT YOU? very-intelligent

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