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sirico , in Hackerman
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

I use Kali …why? I have no idea

30p87 ,

Because you like pain

SlowNPC , in We Are Not The Same.
@SlowNPC@kbin.social avatar

Shots fired

RedditWanderer ,

Right in the feels chest

TimeSquirrel , in Hackerman
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Ae people actually using Kali to get their normal shit done? Isn't it some sort of pentester's liveCD or something? (not sure haven't used it since it was Backtrack),

CompassInspector ,

Last I messed with backtrack, it was basically just Debian pre-loaded with pen-testing and security software. I never thought to install it to my hard drive - I’m pretty sure it was not meant for that. I haven’t messed with Kali so I’m not sure how it’s different.

BeautifulPain ,

Kali is very unsafe as a daily driver

Roundcat , in I found my Halloween costume
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

I have no kids. Where's my all of that?

teuast ,

i also have no kids or desire for kids, and not much of this, other than being able to sleep

thorbot OP ,

I said it was my costume

TimeSquirrel , in I think its over guys
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Wow. Cool. Damn, dude. That's crazy. Jeez.

dylanmorgan , in A true dilemma

“Which one would you cook on a spit over a low fire?” “…” “And feed it to your friends and family?” “Ohhhhh.”

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

Not gonna answer that but you can use your imagination!

Rizoid , in Hackerman
@Rizoid@programming.dev avatar

I use Kali a fair bit but even still It’s not a daily driver.

nothendev , in I always wondered what all the knives in my kitchen were for

orphans

Kevnyon , in Inflation yaay!
@Kevnyon@lemmy.world avatar

I believe I got 3.2% this year and 2.8% next year, or in other words, I got completely shafted. Doesn’t even cover food cost going up.

puppy , in Cardinal Sin

!atheistmemes

CookieJarObserver , in Hackerman

It is always that one dude…

WtfEvenIsExistence , in I found my Halloween costume

Remove “shitty” from the last bullet point to make the wording a bit more sussy.

Chris Hansen has joined the chat

Num10ck , in missing

the appreciation of good fortune

eezeebee , in I found my Halloween costume
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Huh my costume must be defective

VanillaGorilla ,

Is it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine's not working either.

RojoSanIchiban ,

Goddamn pay-to-win model!

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Just pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.

VanillaGorilla ,

"Use rubber chicken with woman"

I can't use that

"Use magical root beer on woman"

I don't think she's thirsty

"Use Wally's monocle on woman"

I can't use that

I give up. Women are too complicated.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

There’s a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.

VanillaGorilla ,

In the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.

RojoSanIchiban ,

If only it had a pulley in the middle…

Dubious_Fart ,

Problem is I got bad stats.

Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives.

Wish I could reroll this life.

thorbot , in Cardinal Sin

This is fucked up

puppy ,

No more fucked up than the reality.

devfuuu ,

More like fucked lying down

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