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BartsBigBugBag , in My only regret is that this joke gets closer to reality every year.

It was reality when this aired. Skeevy business man prioritizing personal gain over societal well-being has been a part of the American fabric for decades. This specific archetype dates back at least to the 80s.

crowbar , in You don't know pain until...

Just wait till you know who haku truly is

SpunkyBarnes , in What do they have in common?

Epstein?

scottmeme ,

Epstein.

Sphks ,
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We said “wrong answers”.

snooggums , in They have such a dangerous job ..
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The most dangerous part of police work is vehicle accidents, just like delivery drivers.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , in They have such a dangerous job ..
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Friendly reminder that blue lives don’t exist.

You choose to be a cop you don’t choose your skin color

Lemjukes , in Non-binary Britain

Ah yes the mysterious 5th gender “Kent”

Waluigi , in They have such a dangerous job ..
mrbubblesort , in got you homie
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I just rubbed one out to a picture of Earth from space. You're welcome everyone

Xariphon , in They have such a dangerous job ..

ACAB

ParsnipWitch , in They have such a dangerous job ..

You forgot sex workers, which is actually the most dangerous job.

MossyFeathers , in They have such a dangerous job ..

People forget about deep sea welders. Literally 15% fatality rate.

jg1i , in *Munches Table Quietly*

I was born in the US and have switched by myself. My brother thought I was weird until one day we went to the hardware store.

I needed to buy a 15/64 in drill bit, but they didn’t have it. So then we thought, fine, maybe we can use the next closest size…

Except WTF is the next size up or down from 15/64??!!! Neither of us could figure it out. Internet wasn’t great. Sales people didn’t know. We left because we weren’t sure what to buy.

In metric, it’s trivial. 5mm drill bit, 4mm is smaller, 6mm is bigger.

After this, he stopped thinking I was a weirdo for using metric measurements. But he still uses imperial because murica.

Also, interesting, I learned that he thinks imperial units were invented by the US. I told him they were British units and I stopped caring about British units in 1776, but he didn’t seem to believe me.

Poiar ,

What does he think “imperial” means? “federal”?

explodicle ,

To be fair the modern USA is imperialist, we just don’t call it that because imperialism is no longer considered a good thing.

001100010010 , in Incorrect password
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Why am I in this picture?

KalloFox34 , in Incorrect password

And that’s why I generate my passwords randomly.

Thank you Bitwarden.

Soundhole , in Incorrect password

C00kies!

6 months later: C00kies?

6 months later: C00kies!

6 months later: C00kies?

This is how it’s done.

pineapplelover ,

Or use a fucking password manager like Bitwarden or Keepass

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