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NegativeLookBehind , in People right now to LMG...
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Tech-channel would’ve flowed better

Cmot_Dibbler ,
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Really just anything with the right amount of syllables would have been better.

ivanafterall ,
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Thank you. You had one job, OP.

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

I will improve!

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

thanks!

outbound , in People right now to LMG...

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/a5c52646-3ab0-4e83-915d-e41c011e01b9.png

Now and then I think of when I was in power
Like choking people with the Force until they died
But then you told them all my history
And took away my masculinity
And had my character portrayed by subpar actors.

youtu.be/qJlbPXZEpRE

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jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

Wow, thank you!

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/897c6509-b4ca-42c2-bbff-b192d1bb1f3f.webp

GitProphet ,

I needed to watch this. Thank you!

GreenMario , in Whenvideos games tell you to press X

My brain naturally translates this.

Example: emulating PS2 games using a Xbox controller.

MisterFrog ,
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Yeah, when you play enough it’s just like being fluent in multiple languages.

My friends hated playing gamecube games on an emulator with me using Xbox 360 controllers because I would always respond what the button was on a GameCube controller. PRESS B, I AM… oh I mean X.

Lesbanon_James , in Oh my golly

What the frick?

andrew ,
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“I ordered an Xbox card!”

downpunxx , in We'll begin again.
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fitted sheet: over here too boys, lots of room

ivanafterall ,
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God forbid you also put a flat sheet in. You're better off just throwing the whole tangled mess in the trash, washing machine included.

Raisin8659 , in Remember that
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You can also be a leader in entertaining shit- postings and comments.

Raisin8659 , in PKMN be wild
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Totally relatable.

– an insomniac

SeaJ , in Android vs IOS

The operating system that Google created to collect your data is secure? Not unless you get rid of all the Google services.

miss_brainfart ,
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Don’t confuse privacy and security. Android is a very secure system.

LambLeeg ,

Android is AOSP, it has no Google at all. Don’t confuse OEM ROMs and Android Open Source Project. As someone with GrapheneOS I can only laugh when someone calls iOS more private

miss_brainfart ,
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I don’t confuse anything. All flavours of Android are secure systems, but that doesn’t mean they’re all private.

I definitely agree with you that Graphene is more private than iOS, which is probably more private than most OEM Android systems out there.

LambLeeg ,

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    miss_brainfart ,
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    So, originally I simply stated that privacy and security aren’t the same, and that Android as a whole is very secure.

    And from this, you somehow extrapolated that I don’t know the difference between AOSP and OEM Systems?

    Enlighten me.

    darcy , (edited )
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    true, but most think of oem roms when they hear android

    LambLeeg ,

    Exactly, but it’s inexcusable when a tech discussion happens. You either know it, or dare to shut up (not you precisely, though). Don’t be a hypocrite, only facts.

    miss_brainfart ,
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    When I hear Android, I think of Android. And that word encompasses everything imo. That’s how most people use the word in my experience.

    If someone means AOSP specifically, they’ll say AOSP

    darcy ,
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    exactly. i think the term ‘android’ should be used as an umbrella term only, like linux.

    “im running linux”

    yeah but what distro? same with android

    MooseBoys ,

    AOSP has no Google at all

    …? dafuq u smoking?

    Hovenko ,
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    Yes yes you are special and precious.

    MooseBoys ,

    Android is a very secure system

    Except for the ridiculously powerful permissions you need to give most system-type apps in order for them to function (i.e. read and paint over all screen content) because the accessibility APIs are shit, and password manager APIs too fragmented to be useful.

    Sometimes the policy of “you will use our API and you will be happy” is actually beneficial for users.

    miss_brainfart ,
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    It has its flaws, like any other system. But it is a lot more secure ootb than most peoples’ Windows installation, for example.

    Is that a low bar to clear? Yeah, I guess. But it clears it by quite a margin.

    Raisin8659 , in No one will notice
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    Literally fruity.

    BabaYaga , in We'll begin again.

    And then you find stragglers in there a week later

    Potatofish , in People right now to LMG...

    It’s funny because you can’t spell.

    jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

    I will improve, though

    Conyak , in Bacon is bacon

    Imagine how she will feel waking up next to a cop.

    gamey ,
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    We have to save here, shoot him before it’s too late!

    Seathru , in Bacon is bacon

    I hope every one of those pigs got to wallow in shit that day.

    pomodoro_longbreak , in We'll begin again.
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    Literally think of this meme any time I’m washing a duvet cover or fitted sheet

    Micromot ,
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    I just always close them after taking them off the bed

    pomodoro_longbreak ,
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    What… do you mean? Like fold them up so nothing can get in? That works??

    Micromot ,
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    They have a zipper or buttons

    pomodoro_longbreak ,
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    Oh what about fitted sheets

    Micromot ,
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    idk they kind of still do that by themselves, maybe wash them all at once if you have enough for a load

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    Some of my duvet covers just have an opening and nothing to close it.

    Micromot ,
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    I don’t have those

    interdimensionalmeme , in This is the way

    Could this method be used to reduce illegal homelessness too ?

    autismdragon ,
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    jesus-christ

    Oh wait, I saw your other comment, you’re doing a satire. Carry on.

    interdimensionalmeme ,

    How do you know it’s not the other one that is satire ?

    Maybe just say it out loud if you don’t think the state should exterminate undesirables on sight. You know, just to be sure.

    Self_Hating_Moid ,
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    The dude’s literqlly got autism in his name, calm down

    autismdragon ,
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    heart-sickle

    paraphrand ,

    Vile

    psud ,

    Death penalty for being poor? Psychopath.

    interdimensionalmeme ,

    For being unprofitable, which is even worse !

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