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JoeCoT , in It's a way to stop a fight
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Someone played too much True Crime: Streets of LA

If there's a crime in progress in the area, let's say a little old lady getting mugged, you can either:

  1. Get out of your car, kung fu the assailant into submission, and handcuff them (you get good karma)
  2. Drive over everyone involved (you get bad karma)

Either way, you get points for it and the message "Crime successfully resolved"

duke_valentino ,

No suspension with pay? So unrealistic

CarbonIceDragon , in Stop it mom you're too funny
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Poor thing will always struggle to survive…

This is because cheetas never prosper.

Wage_slave , in Wow, I'm going to be popu-
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I have a couple press channels subbed on youtube.

I can’t be the only one that finds those videos better than stress balls or causal soup.

MrBakedBeansOnToast ,

For me they get repetitive too quickly. “I wonder what will happen!” “We’ve never done this before!” “Will it get crushed?” “JESUS it got so crushed!!” “That was awesome!” “Please like comment and subscribe”

Aviandelight , in Shots fired
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While I agree with this I still can’t stop eating it. Mint chocolate chip is sooo good.

AusatKeyboardPremi , in Beta and untested AI

Dr. Zack Snyder?

sounddrill , in hsahfhashas because i forget to fhu-fhu

Frfr

Wage_slave , in Elon paywalled Tweet Deck.
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If he means being on X as in the party drug, and being back in his days i think he means the drugs (x=Ecstasy) were more fun than that shit post paradise that is robbing the the porno and hamster industries favorite letter, then I agree wholeheartedly.

Or he just means was on xhamster, or xporn or so forth, still agree.

Now, back to today’s X

johnnybravo ,

or maybe xxnx, xgroovy

SlopppyEngineer ,

I’m just think of it as TruthX. That’s closer to what Twitter is becoming anyway.

HeartyBeast , in Elon paywalled Tweet Deck.
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Good news for Hootsuite

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Is that still in existence?

HeartyBeast ,
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Yup. Used by comms people with multiple social media accounts

secret301 , in My older sister would always get so annoyed when I would do this, especially with the drinks

Swear

voxl , in Elon paywalled Tweet Deck.

He said, on X.

TopShelfVanilla , in Goodbye grandpatato joe

I’m pretty sure that potato just came

Zerush , in Portrait poses
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JokeDeity , in Shots fired

That’s exactly how I feel. Mint is disgusting.

Xariphon ,

It's a free internet, you're allowed to be wrong.

dudewitbow ,

You basically have the problem non americans have with hersheys chocolate. Your head associates mint with toothpaste like how typically europeans attribute butyric acid(found in american hersheys chocolate) to vomit.

If one had say, had mint bubble gum, drinks, raw mint(south east asian cuisine) or ice cream before getting used to toothpaste, you likely wouldn’t attribute mint to it.

aBundleOfFerrets ,

American here, I do indeed associate vomit with milk chocolate, instead of the other way around.

Mothra ,
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Non American here, I do like Hershey’s chocolate and didn’t think of it as vomit. It’s just different.

I got used to toothpaste that didn’t taste like mint, as a child. Strawberry/cherry/bubble gum flavoured toothpaste was great. As an adult though, you get less variety so it’s some sort of mint. But I agree on this one, I don’t attribute mint as the toothpaste flavour.

JokeDeity ,

I hate all forms of mint and always have. I hate toothpaste. I’m an outlier here.

Aesthesiaphilia ,

You're probably one of those people who has a mild allergy or has your brain wires crossed, like those people who think cilantro tastes like soap.

JokeDeity ,

This is the only reasonable thing anyone has replied with and I would absolutely believe it. Mint tastes like purposely eating cold acid to me. I cannot wrap my head around how anyone enjoys the flavor I’ve experienced.

Aesthesiaphilia ,

They don't. It's like those "wait, bananas aren't supposed to be spicy?" moments. You probably have a mild allergy.

Supervisor194 , (edited )
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I don’t get this. So… no candy canes? No Andes mints? No Altoids? No mint juleps?

JokeDeity ,

Literally every one of those items isn’t just something I dislike, but I’m repulsed by. I’ve had numerous arguments over Andes and I’ve been the only one to get nothing when candy canes were given out too many times to count. It’s not dull to me on account of the billion other good foods that exist, but yeah, mint tastes like cold acid in my mouth and no part about it is good or enjoyable.

GingeyBook , in Don't do it

I don’t get it

lemillionsocks ,
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I also dont get it

NightAuthor ,

Maybe the fact that there’s nothing to get is the joke?

nothingness ,

Now I get it!

Kalkaline ,
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Maybe the joke was the friends we made along the way.

Adramis ,

I thought it was because turning the bird upside down makes it look like it’s dead.

squilox ,

So if I get it I get nothing?

MystikIncarnate ,

Terrible joke.

candyman337 ,

There is no double image, we just trusted them RIGHT AFTER they said never trust anyone, we’ve been got

Nioxic ,

I didnt expect there to be, though

candyman337 ,

Well, that is the joke they were trying to make, anyway

lemillionsocks , in Shots fired
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Mint is good, mint chip is good. That is all.

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