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Anonymousllama , in An all too common occurrence

All 3 monitors slightly off brightness, exactly like my monitors regardless of how many times I fiddle with them!

arandomthought , in It's organic

I equally love and hate that someone actually did this just for the stupid pun.

halvar , in You will be spanked

fuck no

EmperorHenry , in Can't stop
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And here I thought I was the only one with a copy of that book.

Welcome to the club… there’s no perks only shame.

andy_wijaya_med ,
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What book is that please tell me

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Guessing it’s what’s at the top of the page: How to become a federal criminal

EmperorHenry , in It's organic
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Cricket cricket cricket

temptest , in Can you Americans pass the test?
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Oceania

0x2d ,

💀

jimmydoreisalefty , in Dress for the mid 80's

Nice one, brother!

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/6ebe6bf6-8a60-4efa-8714-61ed68bbbdbc.webp

driving_crooner , in Duck
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There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:

Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.

TIEPilot , in Burn baby burn.

And he salted the fields on his march to the sea. Try that in a small town…

Bristlecone , in monkey brain like package

You alright fellow human bean?

lobelia581 OP ,

will be better once i get my package

ruination ,

may you always be well

TIEPilot , in Duck

Ducking A!

Zerush , in An all too common occurrence
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The Ctrl key shows where the cursor is, easy.

Dagwood222 ,

TIL

RupertMcClanahan ,

If you enable it in mouse settings

Zerush ,
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Recommended

achance4cheese ,

I have it enabled as much as possible, also helps for recording how to videos, especially when not recording instructions.

igorlogius , in Secret boss
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

WhyYesZoidberg , in Dress for the mid 80's

silken hair like that of a chinese man.

…and skin like a hotdog.

SuckMyWang ,

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    NovaPrime ,
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    It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    newIdentity , in Salt power

    Technically true. Most drugs are in their salt Form.

    NaCl isn’t the only salt and usually drugs (and many other chemical compound) aren’t in their freebase form since it’s pretty unstable

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