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swag_money , in Anyone seen Tarantino?

no fair my toes are crooked and i have toe nails that grow over eachother. i wish they were normal and marketable

Cysioland ,
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I’m sure you can find your niche

NostraDavid , in How are there so many of them
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Moeras-Duits is ook Duits, toch?

geissi ,

Ja, passt schon

Draedron ,

Jemand gib diesem Mann einen Hustenbonbon

10_0 , in Subscribing to YT premium is also an evil act

Newpipe

sirico , in Subscribing to YT premium is also an evil act
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Smarttube for your android based tv things like firesticks

Mwa , in How are there so many of them
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germans were every in r/place 23 lol

eunieisthebus , in How are there so many of them
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Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

django ,
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Bundesrepublik Schweizreich Flagge der Bundesrepublik Schweizreich

wischi ,

Wow that flag is ugly. But now I’m wondering if it’s possible to combine the flags in a way that looks nice.

django ,
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mxc , in How capitalism works

Credits here newsie.social/

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited ) in I hate these icons

What I keep seeing: $ $ $ $ $

Also I’m sure the designs are absolutely as humanly possible adapted to perfectly achieve their goal. Too much money, people, and time involved for this not to be the case.

And the goal was never ease of use, that doesn’t bring in any more money when you have a monopoly. Engagement & forced ads do.
(By ‘forced ads’ in this case I do not mean directly advertising a specific product, but forcing you to pause your thoughts to specifically and consciously think about Google making the name/brand ever more part of your actual life and as such its shitty behaviour gets normalised, even trusted - thats just how our brains work even when we think otherwise … and I hope we all think of Google as a curse on humanity.)

Elgenzay , in The pot is warmer
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OpenDyslexic spotted

DmMacniel ,
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The font doesn’t even look so bad and yet it is helpful.

FlihpFlorp ,

I’m not dyslexic and if you didn’t tell me that font was for treating I would have just thought it’s a cute stylized font

Rokin , in The pot is warmer

This hits hard

CluckN ,

I think it hits slowly

Linktank ,

This presses hard.

NutWrench , in Subscribing to YT premium is also an evil act
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Remember when the big selling point of cable TV was no advertising? And then it became 99% ads?

Yeah.

sip ,

ummm I was born ~90 and I’ve always seen commercials. don’t take it the wrong way, but when were you born???

NutWrench ,
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Before the 90s. I think the best time for cable TV was between 1982 and 88. MTV wasn’t crap. The History Channel had actual history shows and the Discovery Channel always had top notch science shows. We also had “Night Flight” on “USA’s Up All Night.” They would run back to back episodes, starting at 9pm on Saturday nights and ending around 4-5am Sunday.

Anyone who remembers 80s cable TV should feel incredibly ripped off by what they’re showing today.

JIMMERZ ,

I remember these days. Cable felt really special. Then the ads, and every channel became reality TV and less about what the channels original purpose was. TLC is all trash TV, History is all ancient aliens and conspiracy theories now. YouTube sorta has brought that back, but for me the premium subscription is too expensive. I have a subscription to Nebula where a lot of YT creators have channels and it costs far more reasonable.

BowtiesAreCool ,

So, you’re actually viewing the past with rose tinted glasses here. There was never a time when basic cable was completely ad free. There was certain channels that started ad free, and some like HBO only ever showed ads for their own content, but there was always ads. TV now is very different and arguably worse, but not for that reason.

Aggravationstation , in another world, another time
tourist ,
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12 years

32k views

Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?

Aggravationstation ,

BlameSociety do great stuff.

But another Youtuber with consistent output I like who seems not that well known is Georg Rockall-Schmidt.

www.youtube.com/channel/UCG5h8yHSUS4n7zPnh0dG0SA

Theharpyeagle ,

Oh wow, haven’t watched Beer and Board Games in a while!

Got_Bent , in Bidet anyone?

I know Europe loves to shit all over the US on this topic.

Unless I’m sick, well over 95% of my poops take place immediately before I shower. I don’t really see how this is any different.

SsxChaos ,
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So basically everytime you take a poop you have to shower…

You mean to tell me that you rather wash your whole body every single day once or twice wether it’s summer or winter wether you left the house to do any activity or stayed at home all of this commitment just so you don’t give in and use a bidet. God Americans y’all are so special.

Got_Bent , (edited )

I mean to tell you that I’m that regular. Once in the morning and I’m done until tomorrow.

And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn’t?

God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?

GrammarPolice ,

What happens when you take a shit away from home?

SsxChaos ,
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I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don’t wipe it’s all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it’s in the metric system

Got_Bent ,

Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg

altima_neo ,
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Wet wipes

i_am_tired_boss ,

This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

terminhell ,

Only if you flush them

dessalines ,

So you leave poopy wipes in other people’s bathroom trash cans?

USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.

uberstar OP ,
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funny thing is, which shouldn’t need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could’ve saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

Owning a bidet isn’t going to do anything for you when you’re shitting outside of the house tho.

GrammarPolice ,

Portable bidets have entered the chat

eyeon ,

it sounds like you understand the value of using water to clean your butthole after you poop… so why not spend the $30 on a bidet just in case you ever do have a poop and don’t want to shower? or hell just so you don’t use as much TP before hopping in the shower. or for anyone else using your toilet and not wanting to hop in the shower…

mub , in Bidet anyone?

Thanks. That’s a reasonable review. I hate that people claim bidets to be magic.

SsxChaos ,
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If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?

Melvin_Ferd ,

Would you lick it off or let the sun bake it until it’s a hard crust and crumbles off

Laborer3652 ,

I like to wait until it dries to a thin film and then peel it off. Hhnnnnnnnng hits the spot.

SoGrumpy ,

Added bonus: It removes hair, just like waxing.

mub ,

Would you only use water or would you also wipe it, use soap as well?

stephen01king ,

If you want to use soap, you can use soap. But would you rather clean you poop smeared hand with water or just wipe with toilet paper?

optissima ,

Would you rather wipe that soap off with TP or water?

lime , in The pot is warmer

i learned recently that this is a false premise; the frogs will get out when the water gets too warm for them. which imo makes its proliferation even more apt; it makes sense that they would, but we’ve so used to the narrative that we keep this factoid going without questioning it.

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  • thedirtyknapkin ,

    hmmm, like they don’t do a Hollywood fall, but they do often just drop. sack of potatoes style. there’s a lot of stuff in you that could make you stop standing if it got shot. it’s not guaranteed, but depending on caliber, it can be quite likely that they will fall. just straight down or in the direction of their existing momentum usually.

    31337 ,

    I’ve heard high velocity rounds (such as rifle rounds) send a kind of shockwave through your body. Dunno if it’s true or not.

    thedirtyknapkin ,

    oh it’s very true! generally when a bullet enters the body the damage it does spreads out like a cone from entrance to exit as more displaced material is accelerated and the shockwave travels outward. that’s why the exit wound is generally many times larger than the entrance wound. a large enough round at a high enough velocity will start taking chunks out of people. that’s why many were concerned the m16 wouldn’t have enough stopping power when it was first being brought to the battlefield, it used a smaller round than the ak-47. it’s not about the size of the bullet, it’s about the amount of energy it can impart into the target. a heavier, wider round will create a much larger wound channel. the difference in damage done is much greater than the difference in the size of the bullet.

    there are also a variety of specific types of bullets that can affect the wound created and the damage done internally. for example, in smaller, slower rounds that might struggle to create this expanding wound channel effect, they might use hollow point bullets. bullets that are made to expand and/or break apart after impact. creating a larger wound and transferring the energy of the round into the target’s organs better.

    generally, you can expect that anyone using guns designed to kill humans to be able to damage an area at least 4 times the size of the bullet with every shot. often more, sometimes less. so when you think about getting shot and whether it will hit your internal organs imagine the bullets are more like softballs. because that’s the size of the exit wound they’ll create. that is why i say it’s generally unlikely that you won’t fall when shot with intent to kill. i do specifically man using a weapon of war, not a .22 backpack rifle. honestly, people get shot with small caliber handguns often enough. they probably usually don’t need to fall over. might feel like it though. i know i tend to sit down when I’m hurt badly enough.

    uhh… I’m not a gun nut btw. i generally support sensible gun control and would even like to see something like Australia’s method thought about for here (America). I’m just autistic and blame mythbusters for sending me down that rabbit hole when i was younger.

    MeThisGuy ,

    can you explain the difference between all of these?

    https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/9a10b7d1-5bb2-4b5d-a845-6a6f0dc056df.jpeg

    thedirtyknapkin ,

    lmao, even if i thought i could it’s too low res to read.

    Grumpy ,

    I’ve seen enough combat footage of real people dying to real bullets to know that they do just drop down.

    Viking_Hippie ,

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  • Disgracefulone ,

    I don’t think you realize what it feels like to get shot. I can promise you don’t fall because “I’m supposed to fall! That’s what happens in the movies!” You don’t even realize you’re shot for many seconds or even a full minute or more afterwards. So your theory holds no water.

    All you realize is blinding pain. You literally don’t even register the impact until you’re already on the ground.

    Default_Defect ,
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    I pointed this our recently in another thread and people got real bent out of shape about it, it was weird.

    Jax ,

    People don’t like the things they believe to be challenged, and many people fail to recognize what is a belief and what is a fact.

    It’s the problem with knowing enough to not know how little you actually do (know).

    masinko ,

    Woah buddy, no need to get all political.

    Default_Defect ,
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    My bad.

    Wizard_Pope ,
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    Am I seeing shapeism here? Why do you think you can dictate the shape people choose for themselves?

    Homescool ,

    Yeah, even I know when to get out of the Jacuzzi

    umbrella , (edited )
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    i think its a good way to illustrate how ‘they’ change things for the worse incrementally so we get used to it. and not much else, it does its job.

    lime ,

    not only that imo, with this extra layer it serves to illustrate how the complacency is not innate. everybody has a breaking point, but we have been told that we will just take it if it is gradual enough.

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  • lime ,

    no, the frog explicitly dies having not noticed.

    krolden ,
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    They waited too long and the water has gone down too far and they can’t escape

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