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gravitas_deficiency , in How are there so many of them

Ich im echten Leben

Rayspekt ,

Wo sind meine Zuhausis?

trk , in How are there so many of them
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Whenever I see Lemmy without being logged in, it’s a wall of German and all I can think of is “ach, du lieber… das ist not eine booby!”

GrammarPolice ,

I’m a simple man. I see booby, i upvote

Fetus ,

Did you wear a dress for a period in the 40s?

Gork ,

For me it’s DU. DU HAST. DU HAST MICH.

Or alternatively, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner?wprov=sfla1

jagermo ,
son_named_bort , in Where is my room

And it didn’t matter because you didn’t have the key card anyway.

propter_hog , in RIP, will have a succulent Chinese meal in his honour
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I, too, will enjoy a succulent Chinese meal in his honour today.

Melody , in I hate these icons

The homogenization of these icons has been a long source of consternation for me.

They’re barely functional as icons; you can scroll right by them and miss them; which makes finding the apps in a list of apps a bit annoying sometimes. Removing each icon’s unique color scheme and replacing it with the ‘company 4 colors’ was the stupidest fucking idea ever.

Even more infuriating is how they keep renaming the applications to unexpected things every so often; so they move around; and it’s dreadfully annoying to remember if they prefixed the name of the app with a G or something else completely different, which renders strict alphabetical sorting a bit moot.

Disgracefulone ,

Just had to comment on your elegance and class good sir. Carry on!

Melody ,

Pardon; but I do happen to be a lady; thank you.

AgentGrimstone , in Youtube is harassing us!

Their full screen popups when I first open the app have started to load the subscribe button a second before anything else on screen. I keep catching myself about tap it out of pure reflex and I think they doing it on purpose.

penfore , in I hate these icons

I feel like it’s easier to use the monochrome mode of the phone than these icons

N0body , in How are there so many of them

“So, you said you’re auditing the class. Why are you so interested in learning German?”

“Uhh… memes. You can tell they’re fire, but I can’t read them.”

nebulaone ,
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synae , in Dad jokes
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I just visited Switzerland (Basel, Lucerne, and Zurich) for the first time last week, it was pretty awesome. Highly recommend.

pseudo , in How are there so many of them
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Il faut faire quelque chose !

Zwiebel ,

Salut aus Deutschland! :D

pseudo ,
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Hallo de France. Wie geht’s in der deutschsprachiges Lemmy?

lengau , in I hate these icons

The absolute worst is the idiotic “let’s make all app icons the same shape” thing.

some_guy , in I hate these icons

I filed a very irritated Radar / Feedback (Apple’s terms for bug reports) with Apple when the icons for apps all turned to rounded squares. I compared them to Google’s icons and challenged them on making everything harder to distinguish.

I hate contemporary GUI design. Not all of it, but probably half.

Midnitte , in Poor ants

At least they had ~120 million years uncontested.

Ants first appeared on the earth between 140 to 168 million years ago… source

Giant anteaters have been around for 25 million years… source

blackwateropeth , in Where is my room

+a lingering smell of cigarette smoke

Diplomjodler3 , in Poor ants

Most animals are in constant danger of being eaten, so that’s not in any way unusual. That god character seems to be quite the asshole.

some_guy ,

He only destroyed all life on earth (except for one wooden boat) once, so that’s a bit unfair. /s

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