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neidu2 , in Guess their IQ

Roughly 180. I heard that horse is a genius even by human standards.

Hopefully that other douche will soon be cargo 200, though.

PrizerFantastic OP ,
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Really? I thought horses were smarter than Putin

fern , in Guess their IQ

100, total

PrizerFantastic OP ,
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Horses are very smart

fern ,

Yeah 95 is above the curve.

NutWrench , in My neighbor's exact thought process
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6:30am “Vrrrrroooooooooooooomm!” for about a minute.

Silence for 45 seconds.

“Vrrrooooooooooooom!” for about a minute.

Repeat for the next 1 1/2 hours.

TheRealKuni , in My neighbor's exact thought process

White noise machine, y’all. Makes life so much better. Sleep whenever you want.

butsbutts , in My neighbor's exact thought process

ear plugs

davidagain , in Don't fall for the false dichotomy. You have more than two options.

Yeah, but you don’t have more than two options for president of the united states. You have the one supporting unions and the weird racist loony hater one. Anyone suggesting something else might happen this year is lying to you.

Feathercrown , in Don't fall for the false dichotomy. You have more than two options.

Not funny

Didn’t laugh

NutWrench , in Don't fall for the false dichotomy. You have more than two options.
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We have to accept false dichotomies because the only alternative is cannibalism.

vocornflakes , in My wife is angry with somebody at our bank.

Signs off with “Worst” instead of “Best”

ampersandcastles , in What happened? Take me back

Capitalist greed happened.

corsicanguppy , in Don't fall for the false dichotomy. You have more than two options.

We don’t get to order off a secret menu in the polling booth. It’s just Value Menu or Shit Sandwich.

Confidant6198 OP ,

Claudia and Karina from PSL are an option

brygphilomena , in My neighbor's exact thought process

Mindful and considerate, yes. But that doesn’t mean I put my entire day on hold for people that don’t get up until 10 or 11.

8am is pretty reasonable start to the day for me.

But I also believe that people bitching and saying no loud noises before 10am are being just as selfish as the people who get up and do yardwork at 6am. If someone has a problem or some extraordinary reasons for wanting it to stay quiet later, they can talk to each other and try to find a compromise.

And out of 7 days, if you are only being inconvenienced for a couple hours maybe that’s something you should be more tolerant of.

craigers ,
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Hey 8 am Saturday leaf blower guy. Fuck you.

brygphilomena ,

Cool. No loud parties after 9pm then? Or is inconveniencing my sleep okay because you do it at night?

I’ve got one day a week I can do yard work, and only until 9am until it hits over 90° out. Sorry, buddy. But you might have to deal with some noise. Wish we could all live in perfect harmony. But until then you have to deal with some shit you don’t like and I have to deal with some shit I don’t like and we’ll do our best to not inconvenience each other too bad.

DNOS ,

You can join the loud party and have fun I can’t join you cutting your own grass and I wouldn’t have fun anyway…

brygphilomena ,

Lol as if cutting my lawn is fun. Or that I’d even want to join your party.

It’s hypocritical to think that your loud noise when Im trying to sleep is okay but my loud noise when you are trying to sleep isn’t.

But this is life living with other people that don’t sleep the same hours as you. Sometimes shit is going to inconvenience you, and I’ll do what I can to minimize it. But I’ve got shit I need to get done too and I’m just not going to not do it because it might suck for someone for an hour of their week.

DNOS ,

Would you prefer to remain in bed covering your ears ? I’m not saying you shouldnt cut the grass I’m saying you could cut it later during the day … After 5 pm for example the sun isn’t hot anymore and you won’t wake the whole neighborhood up at 8 on a Sunday morning, probably the only day a standard worker could sleep in peace… Yes it sounds hypocritical but as I have said you can cut the grass in the afternoon but you can’t throw parties in the morning just because the night is intrinsic to parting … Everyone has shit to get done and this shouldnt be used as an excuse if we don’t ever stop to think about others we would never find a way to live together without fighting…

Taleya ,

32c is nothing, and if the temps get high enough to stop work the plants are in survival stasis and you don’t need to do yard work

craigers ,
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No loud parties. I promise. That would require friends.

starelfsc2 ,

You can’t do the yard work at 6pm instead? If your neighbors are having loud parties every week then yes you should talk to them and say it’s affecting your sleep, and if they don’t listen report them. My neighbors came over and said they would be playing music past 10pm and if that would be okay. Not being noisy when your neighbors might be asleep (even if it’s a big inconvenience) is just being considerate. If your neighbors are being noisy and you have no recourse then that’s a obviously different.

Also, get a sun hat and a handheld fan, take breaks, unless it’s a literal heatwave then you can manage (source: have done yard work at noon during a heat wave)

Taleya ,

Ahh fack off. It costs you nothing to wait until 10 to fire up noisemakers

toastal , in What happened? Take me back

The $2 meal deal, kept me alive in college. Sounds like I couldn’t even get the tiny Doritos bag for $2 now.

M0oP0o ,
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“fun” size now only 3.99

jezebelley_3d , in What happened? Take me back
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I saw this on Facebook.

Mammothmothman , in Liberals

So this meme is made by somone who sees the world in black and white.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Check the username lol

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