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platysalty , in Gotta stay ready

Man, I wonder how much BW first person footage of dudes jerking off does Zuck have.

Drusas , in Where's a cop when you need one?

Those people are the worst. So selfish.

Minutebox ,

I just pretend that they are in some kind of emergency and let it go.

Drusas ,

I would do the same if they weren't so frequent. The statistics are certainly against that many people having an emergency.

200ok ,

Diarrhea

Wilshire ,
@Wilshire@lemmy.ml avatar

Some people think it’s funny 🎵

But it’s really wet and runny 🎶

Diarrhea 👏

Diarrhea 👏

shiii ,

yes same, i even let them in front of me and don’t waste any time thinking about them or allowing them to put me in danger.

xpinchx ,

This has been real bad in Chicago, where there’s no left green arrow people scoot up to the left turn lane and floor it when the light turns green. Endangering themselves and everyone around them to get 3 cars ahead in the same traffic.

guyrocket , in Small wins adds up
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

So many lightbars...my god. This is someone that hates people.

jaamesbaxterr ,

And is hated by people.

collegefurtrader ,

Locally Hated

gst0ck ,

Universal.

bloopernova ,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

Your username. Delightful!

Redditsucks1 ,

I bet they didn’t even upgrade or install a second alternator.

nothing ,

But I hate people without doing this. Help!

rob64 ,

Y’all know this is photoshopped right? The actual truck probably has half the number of light bars. Totally reasonable.

SonicBlue03 , (edited ) in I’m strangely drawn to Charmin products for some reason

The arolla are quite visible aren’t they.

Pandantic ,
@Pandantic@artemis.camp avatar

Pretty sure you meant … beareolas

Lepsea ,

Yeah the beareolas are bearly visible

craftyindividual , in The time has come.

Release the quackin!

odium ,

~ Quacking! Quacking! It’s coming! ~

threelonmusketeers ,

*quackening

craftyindividual , in Fuck around, find out

That’s a baboon. And he’s just relapsing after 8 months sobriety.

irmoz , in Be safe out there

TEOWHYAOAAEAC

Brub ,

When my buddy Teo drops a rock on my foot

jimmydoreisalefty , in Fuck around, find out

That’s a nice meme template you have there… Shame is someone stole it…

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/a416e9e5-d116-407e-9300-8b1251fd5b33.webp

edit: words

preussischblau , in Joshua 6:17
@preussischblau@lemmy.ca avatar

Leviticus 15:16-18 Genesis 38:8-10 1 Corinthians 7:1-40 Deuteronomy 23:10 Hebrews 13:4

collegefurtrader , in Small wins adds up

Rims are too narrow

curiousaur , in 🙃😵💀

How much are eggs for you all? I just picked up a dozen for 3.75.

Weedbro ,

Similar in euros in Holland

MrSlicer ,

How many is a dozen in Holland?

Threeme2189 ,

Een dozijn

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

$2.40 for a 30 crate in India. I finish a tray every month when not exercising. When I do workout, two trays a month.

lunarul , in Thanks youtube.

That’s me today. I fixed the dishwasher last night for $0

muddybulldog ,

Take a bow.

wolfcatreader ,

🙌

nickwitha_k , in Be safe out there

If you swap the first and third letters of the red text, and the fifth and nineth, then, replace it with the text of page 131 of The Lord of the Rings: 50th Anniversary Edition (published in 2008), it provides evidence that Tom Bombadil is, in fact, older than Treebeard.

driving_crooner , in Thanks youtube.
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

My TV broke up, I looked up in YouTube and it was a common problem with that model, the backlights stopped working. I bought the replacement for like 10us and changed it myself. Still flying on that accomplishment.

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

See? People like you is the problem, the cause the economy is in shambles, you should have thrown that shit to the curb for the garbage truck to take it, and buy a new one

/s

Tasio , in Chile 🇨🇱
@Tasio@kbin.social avatar

Dulce hogar

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