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Laticauda , in Absolutely delicious

Jokes aside, I genuinely don’t understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that’s hidden in the basement.

TwystedKynd ,

He looks like he was made by Nintendo.

NotErisma , in Mental health meter
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Yesterday was in the neighbor’s yard

Now I’ve lost my trash can

soviet-pout

567PrimeMover , in I eat the law
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While you were busy having a girlfriend and going to parties, I studied the link...

While you were playing videogames and going to football matches, I mastered the way of the kishka

You poisoned youre temple with alcohol... meanwhile sauerkraut runs through my veins.

And now that the world is torn asunder and the barbarians are at the gates... you have the audacity to ask for MY help?

scrubbles , in Mental health meter
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

americans will use anything other than the metric system

VoxAdActa ,
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What's the metric unit for depression?

kaupas24 ,
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Meters

EternalNicodemus ,
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Meters, kilometers, KG, ton, etc… Why can’t americans juat be based and use the normal metric system…

Mongostein ,

kCal

xavier666 ,

9mm

howlongisleft ,

I like to use cheeseburgers.
Today is a 3 cheeseburger day. So pretty good. Cheeseburgers make everything better.

natanael ,

N / m^2 (Pa)

sverit ,

tbboh (time in bed with blanket over the head)

ArcticAmphibian , in Posadist Star Trek is solid canon

Of course. It works well in an economy of plenty.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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We've got one of those already

ArcticAmphibian ,

Not on the scale of Star Trek, where advanced technology such as replicators allows them to create food out of waste through atomic recomposition. Modern-day communist societies such as the Soviet Union are plagued by hunger and starvation. en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Soviet_famine_of_1930–1933

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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TIL the Soviet Union is still around

ArcticAmphibian ,

No, but it’s still within the modern era of technology.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

TIL the Soviet Union in 1930 had comparable technology to today

lolcatnip ,

Modern doesn’t mean just like today. The modern era of technology is basically everything after the industrial revolution.

Neato ,
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USSR and China aren't really communist countries. They are, at best, revisionist. They are command economies with state-capitalism and authoritarian rulers that definitely have different social classes. While USSR ostensibly got rid of personal property, that just entailed the authoritarian owning everything. Both countries lied to the people to get a socialist revolution started and then seized all power for their party (which don't exist in communism).

deeznutz ,

China is about as communist as the DPRK is democratic.

psilocybin , (edited )

With all due respect some parts are crudely wrong and some absurd, and the decisiveness with which you state it is unjustified and makes it hard to take you seriously.

USSR ostensibly got rid of personal property

Absolutely not. They got rid of private property. Personal property means the ownership over your personal belongings. Private property is the ownership of non-governmental entities. What existed in the USSR was public property - the property of the state/party (state and party are to be seen interchangably in an authoritarian one party state)

USSR was state-capitalist

Also: No. Capitalism is defined by the existence of private property, concretely the private ownership of the means of production. There was no private property.

There also were no competitive markets, “free” price systems or a ubiquitous profit motive, finance capital and certainly more characteristics.

I can’t see how calling the USSR capitalist in any capacity is anything but absolutely ignorant. The best label to assign it is: state-socialist.

Both countries lied to the people to get a socialist revolution started

Where is that from? NED weekly magazine?;)

The USSR did fail the people in many regards, sometimes criminally so, and its important to understand them, but for that to happen we must undertake a serious attempt. There is a lot of neoliberal propaganda (“history is written by the winners” etc).

I didn’t talk about China bc calling it capitalist is significantly less absurd but rest assured I don’t subscribe to your statement.

Obligatory Michael Parenti

No surprise then that the pure socialists support every revolution except for the ones that succeed

Its forgivable we have all been molded by the propaganda of out capitalist ruling class, but we can’t be content with that. Stay on course we need a better socialism but we can’t learn with closed eyes

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

May have something to do with modern capitalist nations taking economic action against modern communist countries, at least in part. Not that they don’t have their own issues caused by an unreasonably sensitive transition.

Batman ,

I feel if you assume the good will which a communist society would need to flourish, a capitalist society would also be egalitarian under similar conditions.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Capitalism encourages and even requires antagonism, so even if people started as good, it is difficult to maintain that in the population over generations. In communism, the reward for being greedy or lazy is insignificant. I wouldn’t go so far as to call myself a communist, but I would say that I’m cynical of capitalism.

lolcatnip ,

Capitalism is inherently anti-egalitarian in the same way feudalism is.

Batman ,

Not if you assume people will be altruistic and that the system will not be corrupt, which are the assumptions people make for theoretical communism. Then it too can be egalitarian.

lolcatnip ,

No, capitalism concentrates wealth by design. No corruption is required (but it does help).

Redderthanmisty ,

So the soviet union had a single famine 8 years after it was formed, compared to the hundereds before, in the middle of a great depression and complete isolation on the international stage, and you condemn the rest of its existence as being ‘plagued by starvation and hunger’?

P.s Heres a link to a declassified CIA document stating that compared to the average US diet, the soviets ate approximately the same amount of food, and had a more nutritious diet overall.

www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP85M00363R000601440024-5.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiO-7euxM6AAxV-VkEAHaigD0UQFnoECBUQAQ&usg=AOvVaw06QRMVGCOurHDUtg96SRq0

tiny , in I didn't steal this I swear

I don’t steal your memes I share our memes

Jimbob0i0 , in Mental health meter

Down the street…

MrMobius , in When someone makes a crude joke on the internet

That’s exactly how I feel sometimes. And you can replace right wing extremist with misogynist, it still works.

phaeton83 ,

That venn diagram is basically a circle anyway

RubiksIsocahedron , in Mental health meter

I feel like I’m only slightly shifted, but everyone else accuses me of being in the neighbor’s yard.

MossyFeathers , in I love democracy

I wanna see John Reilly playing Steve Brule playing the Beast.

Revolving_Glass ,
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Note that is culture.

dessalines ,

For your health!

Flanhare , in Toss a coin to your witcher

It is the worst thing about the games. I hate having to loot so much.

MonkderZweite ,

Eh, commoner loot in Witcher is mostly chunk anyway.

Btw, there’s an auto-loot mod.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , in stfu
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Half the comments in this thread are people to stupid to take a joke lmao the meme was funny just laugh and move on

ludwig ,

No,! we have to make a moral lesson about it!!!

ulemmyagain ,

Yes,! I agree with you!!!

pastermil ,

We’d laugh if this meme is funny.

MrMobius , in “We’re always here for you"

In a way it’s understandable, people who are drawn to this community might be quite vulnerable to mention of suicide. Then again, some of them may need a space to discuss their suicidal thoughts. There’s no easy answer to this problem. Blurr suicide related posts in feeds maybe? Not ideal still.

Dick_Justice , in Mental health meter
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I’ve been using my neighbor’s trash can.

Gork , in Skibidi Toilet or something idk

Why does the toilet look like video game toilet?

neoney ,
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lmfaooo

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