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kapx132 , in Can you Americans pass the test?
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Thats old Zealand

Aagje_D_Vogel ,

That’s actually a bit higher. North of Belgium, Dutch south-west province.

5redie8 , in Right after the build up to the guitar solo

You guys are using GPS with the voice unmuted?

zuu ,
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Right? I muted it exactly for this reason

SpaceNoodle ,

You’re just constantly staring at the GPS instead of watching the road?

MinusPi ,

Depending on where it’s mounted it’s plenty readable in my peripheral vision.

exterstellar ,

No man you glance at it like you would glance at a rear view mirror.

SpaceNoodle ,

Not so helpful after you miss your exit.

5redie8 ,

I Don’t just look at the blue line, you gotta look at the upcoming direction too. A basic understanding of the next roadname you’re turning on to/highway exit is all you need. Then just add the screen to any point in your rotation of rear mirror > left side mirror > rear mirror > right side mirror > front windshield [EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ANYWAY] and you’re good to go.

SpaceNoodle ,

Right, and an audio cue decreases the load.

i_am_hiding ,

What’s the “load” in looking at the “200m ➡️” in the top corner?

BeMoreCareful ,

Not if I’m going someplace unfamiliar, but if I’m just using it for traffic it’s usually muted.

FleetingTit ,

I feel like the voice prompts are especially unhelpful if I am unfamiliar with the roads. Looking at the map shows me the next one or two turns at a glance and also shows me which lanes I need to take.

FleetingTit ,

No. Not ever.

Longmactoppedup ,

I muted mine years ago after it wouldn’t stop referring to roads by numbering systems instead of the actual names on the signs.

5redie8 ,

Honorable mention to when the directions on the screen have the name but the voice says the number anywat

ILikeBoobies , in Can you Americans pass the test?

Brittany if France didn’t flood it

Num10ck , in What the duck

during the great depression, squirrels nearly went extinct in many cities because poor people were eating them. i wonder if ducks had similar experiences.

SgtSilverLining , in Right after the build up to the guitar solo
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Nothing will compare to last week when I was listening to a podcast in the car. The GPS will pause podcasts instead of turning down the volume. So I heard “well, this looks like a MUR - turn right on baker st - DER!”. I bust out laughing all by myself in the car.

uberkalden ,

Why can’t we get gps to pause music in this case too?

brokenlcd , in Not enough cooling

i genuinely have a pc with a 30 cm fan from a welder bolted to a hole in the side of the case, it runs at 240v and it’s one of the loudest things i own, but at least i passed from being continuously thermal throttling to running at a reasonable temperature…

Loulou ,

The fan motor itself heats up the air …

Cool though !

DmMacniel , in an unfortunate occurrence indeed

Aw man, the issues with positive and negative energies :)

MBM , in Duck

More like law of excluded middle amirite?

NakariLexfortaine , in Swamp hag summer. I'm into it.

I’m already doing well on item 5, so hopefully the rest aren’t a challenge.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Do you feed them?

NakariLexfortaine ,

My locals get dog food and healthy scraps. If I see a pregnant Jill or one with a passal, I try to up the scraps a bit just in case they need the boost. Have also trapped a couple to take them to rehab for medical care when there was something very obviously wrong.

EDIT: Don’t be looking at the cat food. They get tossed Purina Complete Dog Food. It’s what the rehab I volunteer at prefers for patients due to the mineral and vitamin balance, so I keep a small bag at home.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I want to see your possums lol. They scare me.

Kerrigor , in Equality for all!
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moosetwin ,
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yeah i am very hard

b00m , in How does that make you feel, mfer?
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It's really hard to even pick up the phone

prayer , in Finally, the Pride flag we never knew we needed!

Where is c/asbestoseaters

MBM ,

Always with you, right in there (your lungs)

kspatlas ,
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Someone else who knew that sub cool

yjr4df0708 , in They're not worth it!

how much is a “feef”

jxk ,

Let’s do the math. Let’s name the points A B C D, where A and D are separated by 6 feef, and all other point pairs by 6 feet. There fore, ABC and BCD are equilateral triangles of side length 6 feet. This leaves two possibilities for the distance between A and D: either they are the same point, or their distance is twice the height of an equilateral triangle with 6 feet side. Since A and D are clearly distinct, we’ll go with the latter. That makes the distance AD to be equal to 6 feet times the square root of three, giving a value of sqrt(3) feet for one feef.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Thank you, ChatGPT

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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1 feef is 12 finches

Rusty , in They will never ask again

Ricky Gervais had a similar joke m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY

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newIdentity , (edited )

That’s pretty much exactly the same joke

CADmonkey , in True story

Or you’re driving a Chevy colorado/GMC Canyon and that light basically just means the engine is running, because it’s been on since the truck had 45k miles and replacing the parts so that the little princess ECU will stop setting codes over a 0.001 deviation from the norm is just a waste of time.

But I wouldn’t know anything about that.

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