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Cyberwitch_7493 , in *Has a little water*…Oops!
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…Or like never, cause I forgot to drink water for many hours. It’s one or the other!

AntiOutsideAktion , in Steam of water is all you need
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This meme brought to you by short haired people

Mothra ,
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Short haired people that don’t shave anything below the neck

Default_Defect ,
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Its still true, its just that the other parts are also longer so it works out to be the same ratio.

lowleveldata , in The fuck

I eat my nuggets sauceless

VikingHippie ,

Savage

rgb3x3 ,

It’s for those of us that enjoy the pure experience of tasteless white filth. They aren’t just a vehicle for sauce; they’re a multifaceted nugget of salt, breading, hot paste, and disappointment.

VikingHippie ,

Personally I’m not that big of a fan of disappointment. That’s what the sauce is there to mask, you see…

Wanderer , (edited ) in Posting my favorite memes

When I feel like this is just crack open

Red Alert 2: Yuri’s revenge

Master of Olympus Zeus

Anno

Games were better in my day.

But tbh my love of gaming has died since you had to pay for online consoles and your can’t have bants on COD anymore.

MrGerrit , in Show off

It’s vape nation, baby!

crummysocks , in Chemistry goes brr

Enshitification

WarmSoda , in *Has a little water*…Oops!

If you drink alcohol a lot and this is happening, give it a rest for awhile and let your insides heal.

kbotc ,

“Having to pee all the time” is more of a diabetes thing than alcohol.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

There are, surprisingly, multiple conditions that can cause frequent urination.

Senchanokancho ,

I usually drink a large cup of coffee and 1 liter of water until 10 a.m. Have to pee all morning.

kbotc ,

Without a doubt, but if “I’m having to pee all the time” is your only symptom, I’d worry about a dozen other things before straight blaming alcohol intake (provided you are not constantly intoxicated as alcohol is a diuretic). Do not get me wrong, if you think you are drinking too much you almost certainly are, but alcohol abuse disorder should show up in a ton of places before getting to kidney damage levels. In fact, the opposite is significantly more worrisome: If you drink too much and have a sudden reduction in amount of urine, that’s the big alarm bells for Acute Kidney Injury.

WarmSoda ,

Diabetes is not the only thing that makes a body need to urinate a lot.

Alcohol is toxic. It hurts your liver. Your liver is a filter for toxins. If someone is drinking too much for the liver to keep up with they will need to pee a lot.

I’m speaking from experience, letting people know it’s a thing. Don’t “actually” a positive message. Go back to Reddit with that bs.

kbotc ,

Your liver isn’t what makes you urinate, mate. That’d be the kidneys, and saying “If you’re peeing too much, just drink less alcohol” rather than “go get a checkup and make sure you’re not developing diabetes like 1/3 American adults is… Not as helpful as you think it is.

WarmSoda ,

AcHTuALLy…Sorry I didn’t go down the entire checklist of how the body processes alcohol and every single thing to do if you drink too much.

You’ve been a huge help. Really contributing to the conversation here.

AntiOutsideAktion , in Unfortunate series of events
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Taking longer than the lock screen on your phone to do a number two?

lol

btw im-vegan

Twink ,

I pooped fast even before going vegan. I’m convinced some people eat concrete.

lowleveldata , in Home sweet home

Otoh there’s nothing more manly than pooping in the dirty public washroom

crummysocks ,

I don’t find it manly

SuckMyWang , in Show off

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  • VikingHippie ,

    Nice try, but I’m not gonna fall for that one a third time!

    SuckMyWang ,

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  • VikingHippie ,

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

    Rekonok , in Wait hol'up
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    Funfact: the baby splaying his arm is foreshadowing the end of the book but I would not spoil it

    VikingHippie ,

    You mean the crazy Mormon ending, the crazy JW ending or the crazy original ending?

    Rekonok ,
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    The vanilla - I have to try the DLC and the mods

    VikingHippie ,

    Not worth the money if you ask me. You should try the new Reality 19 instead. I hear it has several cow levels and everything!

    jonsnothere , in Unfortunate series of events

    Best case you have some shampoo bottles you can read the ingredients of. Or for the very sophisticated you have toilet literature in your bathroom.

    HiddenLayer5 , (edited ) in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

    Anyone who’s worked on electronics know the frustration of the “easy to insert, hard as hell to remove” type fasteners that manufacturers insist on using. Basically the exact same principle as this. Plenty of plastic casing fasteners and super tiny and delicate connectors are built like that. If something goes wrong during disassembly, at best you’ll have an unsightly crack or blemish on the casing, at worst you rip an internal connector and its socket right off the circuit board along with some traces, destroying it. And getting frustrated exponentially increases the chances you’ll break something.

    TimeSquirrel ,
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    "I'll just pop off this U.FL antenna connector...and its socket too I guess..."

    HiddenLayer5 , (edited )

    I’ve accidentally peeled like an inch of copper traces off the PCB too, when the pads are attached strongly enough (or the copper is adhered weakly enough? Not sure which). Way worse feeling than nails on a chalkboard, RIP device.

    ekZepp , in Actual Tyrion per AI
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    You forgot the huge scare and the noose cutted off.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8f78b16c-8f9e-4911-811f-cc5666122778.jpeg

    Mediocre_Bard OP ,

    Not my original content, but damn. That dwarf was one ugly, little dude.

    VikingHippie ,

    Yeah, Martin mentions how hideous Tyrion is so many times in the books that you’d suspect that he has personal animosity towards little people or something 😂

    platysalty , in Wait what was it again? hmm 🤔

    That's why you set your password to something funny so you remember.

    My password was a dick joke for the longest time

    rockerface ,

    Mine has a dick joke and a JoJo reference, so that I don’t forget it ever

    stebo02 ,
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    My password was a dick joke for the longest time

    I tried that but apparently that password was too short…

    darcy ,
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    ‘your mom’ should be big enough

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