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shifted_drifter , in #blessed

Bird up

spagnod , in Won't catch me

Don’t forget to remove the square pedal under the driver’s seat. It’s put there by the manufacturers to limit your speed in a bid to get more of your money by artificially making other of their models seem faster

Alto , in What's a Pirate's least favorite letter?
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

dies of scurvy or any number of other easily preventable diseases

OldWoodFrame ,

Shoulda used Limewire.

gon ,
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

wow, is that why it’s called that?! scurvy???

GreenMario ,
Kernal64 ,

I… I think I need to sit down. What’s that? I am sitting? Oh. 😐

shifted_drifter ,

Uh oh, do you have Internet scurvy? You might need some vitamin C#

glibg10b , in A muffler almost as big as your mom

A bigger muffler would be quieter, though

LoyalOrange503 , in The Adblockalypse is coming
@LoyalOrange503@lemmy.world avatar

When is it actually happening? Like, do we have a date?

Grumpy ,

I’ve actually looked at the papers published, and I don’t even understand how what they’re proposing could possibly cause adblock removal. Web Environment Integrity happens at a layer before things like adblock even loads. They’re completely independent processes. So the whole thing feels like misdirected fear imo.

So… to answer your question. Never.

You should fear though. This will give Google unprecedented control over the internet. Just not fear for adblock.

nathanielcwm ,

I don’t think post is talking about Web Environment Integrity. I instead think that it’s talking about Manifest v3 as the Chrome web store now blocks Manifest v2 extensions from being submitted - with support expected to be removed from Chrome in 2024.

argv_minus_one , in A muffler almost as big as your mom

Whales are louder than guns?

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Not only can baleen whales emit calls that travel farther than any other voice in the animal kingdom, these giants of the deep also create the loudest vocalisations of any creature on earth: the call of a blue whale can reach 180 decibels – as loud as a jet plane, a world record.

Source: BBC Earth

Cypher ,

They’re loud enough to kill you if you’re swimming to close

MooseBoys , in #blessed

Corn me up, snake

flameguy21 , in I have been sent back, until my task is done!

Didn’t realize someone made another kbin instance lol

Roundcat OP ,
@Roundcat@kbin.cafe avatar

I knew there were other instances, but compared to the lemmy instances, they are small! Like Fedia.io, the second biggest kbin instance is only 1000 members. That's on par with pawn.social: The furry lemmy instance.

KoboldCoterie ,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

pawn.social

pawb, sir!

Roundcat OP ,
@Roundcat@kbin.cafe avatar

My bad. The autocorrect made me do it.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer , in Anyone got a hookup?

Well then, guess I’m fucked… I’m allergic to lavender.

workerONE , in Whatchu got
rab , in True story
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s how a $50 problem becomes a $2000 problem

SkepticElliptic ,

This is how my buddy blew the engine on his insight. It was burning oil so long that it melted the spark plugs. He could have had it fixed for free but he didn’t know about it until that extension had ended.

I actually don’t know what was wrong with it because he never let me take a look for him. I offered to have an engine delivered to my house and me and another friend could have slapped a used engine in.

He was hellbent on buying a new car so he traded it in.

JillyB ,

A friend of mine had a very reliable car. Then he had to get new spark plugs and brake pads around the same time. He got tired of the car having “problems” so he got a…used mini cooper.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Used mini cooper LOL

At least he didn’t buy a jeep

SkepticElliptic ,

BRUH

ZC3rr0r ,

Exactly. All the memes and stickers about letting the CEL stay on are funny, but if you don’t know what code is triggering the light, you are gambling with your car, or even your safety. Seriously people, get a CEL checked out, and then decide if you feel it’s worth fixing. Most auto parts stores, dealers, etc. will happily do it for you, often at no cost, but at least be an informed consumer instead of just hoping it will be okay.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Or just buy an obd2 scanner and read the code yourself

rogrodre ,

It’s only $50 if you can do it yourself, don’t value your time, and already have the tools.

Tolstoshev , in Oops

His butthole has seen better days.

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Needs a bidet.

kimchi_boy , in Oops

Has to be photoshop, right?

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , in What's a Pirate's least favorite letter?
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

D

wieson , in What's a Pirate's least favorite letter?

Are Somali pirates trying to plunder Ukrainian grain now?

CookieJarObserver ,

Don’t they try to plunder everything or at least get Ransom?

wieson ,

Seed pun

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