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lapislazuli , in Watch out, guns. You're next.

It’s going to be gaymores next.

Viking_Hippie ,

You mean the cousin of Seymour Asses? The asexual dog Gaymore Asses?

doomkernel , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

Alright, alright, alright, alright… You piece of shit

zaph , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

“You’ve got mail, you piece of shit.”

rockerface , in Watch out, guns. You're next.

I cast Scholar’s Armanent

LeroyJenkins , in Hey she tried her best ok

I used to prostitute myself in class for people’s slices

cheese_greater ,

Sex buys

LeroyJenkins ,

a slice a suck I used to say

Holyginz ,

But just one singular suck per slice right?

Empricorn ,

I don’t think we can be friends anymore.

tryagain , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

As you wish, you piece of shit.

DmMacniel , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier
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It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again you piece of shit.

tryagain , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

KEVIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

fossphi , in Watch out, guns. You're next.

Praise gaben

TootSweet , in Hey she tried her best ok

Someone needs to teach me this trick of buying pizza with the pizza’s own money.

“Dominoes hates this one weird trick.”

NESSI3 , (edited )

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odium ,

Don’t you usually pay ahead of time for curbside pickup?

cm0002 ,

They’re saying that if you time it right, they won’t get/hear the notification that you’ve checked in and you can slide into the right spot. Wait awhile and then you’ll get refunded because you were “waiting so long”

Which it can work TBH, it just won’t be a reliable method by any means

yngmnwntr ,

This is why there are spaces clearly marked for curbside pickup. If you’re not in one of the designated spaces and try to pull this you will not get free food.

PopShark ,

I can just imagine pulling up to the nearby “regular” spot when doing pickup and the restaurant/store employee just glaring angrily at me lol

Pat_Riot ,
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No, you see the joke is that teachers aren’t people.

PopShark ,

I think the joke is teachers are Italian but I don’t get this joke it’s too sophisticated for me

assassinatedbyCIA ,

You can do this with the amazing power of gun and balaclava.

themusicman ,

Oh, it wasn’t bought… It was bough

Empricorn ,

The apostrophe actually makes it a contraction, not possessive. So they’re really saying “the underpaid teacher who bought it with it is own money”. I know not everyone cares, but that’s how our weird language works…

mannycalavera , in Clearing throat and getting ready
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Oooo you bastard 😂

rastro OP , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier
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Nobody puts baby in a corner you piece of shit.

noobface , in Doctors hate this one simple trick!
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I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

Boxscape , (edited ) in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier
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BeMoreCareful , in Watch out, guns. You're next.
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